Explain A Film Plot Badly

[Ancilla Domini]

A volleyball's life is dramatically changed when it is taken to a desert island and kept hostage. Tries to escape.

 

 

Disclaimer: I stole this from Twitter because I am useless at this kind of thing but I think it's funny!

 

After taking months to be fully made, an expensive ice-skate is hijacked to a desert-island while being shipped to his owner. His true purpose being rendered obsolete, he is used for dental work. Follow the mental anguish of this poor skate as his life changes forever.

 

:P

[AccountDeleted]

It turns out the mission was possible.

[maximillion]

Turns out the stars had nothing to do with it. It was the philosophers fault ( but he died anyway) - I mean the philosopher. Oh and one of the protagonists, he dies too, but not the one you think will at the beginning.

 

Edited to add...there was something about a cross and the Heart of Jesus, but I didn't really pay any attention to those bits.

Edited September 10, 2014 by maximillion

[puellapaschalis]

Find a secret tunnel at the end of a large land mass, solve a murder, and just how much spotted dick did you want to make?

[Not A Mallard]

Find a secret tunnel at the end of a large land mass, solve a murder, and just how much spotted dick did you want to make?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJOMjsgc-8

[puellapaschalis]

If I call the large land mass a continent, will that help?

 

(I...don't know how this is supposed to work)

[Not A Mallard]

If I call the large land mass a continent, will that help?

 

(I...don't know how this is supposed to work)

After that, I don't know how this works anymore either :|

[Not A Mallard]

Nor my grammer.

[puellapaschalis]

There's a tunnel at the end of a continent. And that tunnel is secret. At the end of the continent.

 

If I tell you what the continent is then you'll get it really easily :huh:

[Not A Mallard]

There's a tunnel at the end of a continent. And that tunnel is secret. At the end of the continent.

 

If I tell you what the continent is then you'll get it really easily :huh:

I don't know; it doesn't sound like any movie plot that I know.

[PhuturePriest]

A sheltered homeschooler goes looking for her sister who freaked out and ran away because she was too cold.

 

[Nihil Obstat]

A group of children are lured with promises of candy into venturing into a madman's factory where he brutally murders them one by one using highly advanced technology and an army of slaves.

[AccountDeleted]

Nun turned seamstress convinces a man to take his children singing and on a hike in the alps but runs into nasty men who want to kill them all.

[Not A Mallard]

Jeff Bridges remembers stuff.

[AccountDeleted]

3 scientists get fired for being incompetent so they drive around NY in a hearse blowing up things with leaf blowers strapped to their backs and get paid enough for it to hire someone else to help them until until a jealous guy blows up their headquarters and they get arrested and locked up until the whole city starts having hallucinations and then the mayor asks them to use their leaf blowers again to clean up everything. Before they can do that, they hallucinate that a giant man made out of marshmallow is attacking them so they point all the leaf blowers at each other and blow everything up and all the hallucinations go away. Meanwhile one of the scientists gets a girlfriend and an accountant wanders around looking confused all the time. But everybody in NY is smiling at the end, which is a miracle so someone decides that maybe they should make another movie using the same leaf blowers because they make New Yorkers so happy. But that's a different story.