Not A Mallard Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 There's a new hashtag going around: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I dig it. -A man must destroy a ring before his uncle gets possessed and tries to eat it.-A white man gets attacked by the Abominable Snow Monster, gets rescued by Indiana Jones, gets taught magical powers under the guidance of Miss Piggy, and learns at the end that his father is black.-A star ship captain must save the universe from a vengeful Mexican man who thinks he's Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) -Liam Neeson's land gets taken from him, so he dies and comes back to life and sets out on a mission for justice. Edited September 9, 2014 by Not A Mallard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancilla Domini Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 The gladiator dies and it's sad, but it's ok because he killed the emperor who was bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 A sheltered homeschooler goes looking for her sister who freaked out and ran away because she was too cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bus Station Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Dinosaurs take over a theme park with a silver kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 A young man learns that the woman he once loved is actually his sister, so he goes off to reconnect with his estranged father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrysostom Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 A young woman from the dustiest of the 12 districts is selected to play in a whack-a-mole competition for a bowl of jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 A nameless young Prince from an unnamed country walks through an overgrown garden and fights a reptile so he can kiss a hot blonde who's unconscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veritasluxmea Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 One teen pretends to be dead and when the other finds out they kill themselves and then the first one finds out the other one is dead and they kill themselves for real this time all because of they had raging hormones. Also, when they die their families plan to erect gold statues of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo in Deum Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Some kids go camping and leave their cameras on selfie-mode until they stumble upon a dark house where someone waits in the corner to ruin their long selfie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 One teen pretends to be dead and when the other finds out they kill themselves and then the first one finds out the other one is dead and they kill themselves for real this time all because of they had raging hormones. Also, when they die their families plan to erect gold statues of them. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancilla Domini Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 One teen pretends to be dead and when the other finds out they kill themselves and then the first one finds out the other one is dead and they kill themselves for real this time all because of they had raging hormones. Also, when they die their families plan to erect gold statues of them. ??? Sounds like Romeo and Juliet to me. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Sounds like Romeo and Juliet to me. :P Guess I don't know the story very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AccountDeleted Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 A volleyball's life is dramatically changed when it is taken to a desert island and kept hostage. Tries to escape. Disclaimer: I stole this from Twitter because I am useless at this kind of thing but I think it's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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