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...when you look for clean parodies of dirty pop songs because you like the way they sound, but hate the lyrics.

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Spem in alium

I used to live the exact distance of the front and first inner page worth of reading The Catholic Herald from my church............(on foot of course).

Haha, I currently do! I also live the exact length of Tallis' "Christ Rising Again" from my church. :)

 

 

...you buy the Catholic newspaper. I love it. :)
 

...you pray the Rosary/listen to chants, hymns and motets while on the train. 

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You get up at 4.30 am and go out on the Tarka Trail and sing the whole of Morning Prayer to the birds and the bunnies (who hop casually by as if I am not there), and a fox puts his mask out from a bush and quickly withdraws it and your heart takes wings...............

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Spem in alium

You get up at 4.30 am and go out on the Tarka Trail and sing the whole of Morning Prayer to the birds and the bunnies (who hop casually by as if I am not there), and a fox puts his mask out from a bush and quickly withdraws it and your heart takes wings...............

Wish I could prop this more! :)

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brandelynmarie

...when you look for clean parodies of dirty pop songs because you like the way they sound, but hate the lyrics.


There's Kids Bopz (spelling?) But sometimes the lyrics don't work....plus you have to listen to a bunch of kids singing...but I play them for my youngestnephew. :cans:
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Credo in Deum

There's Kids Bopz (spelling?) But sometimes the lyrics don't work....plus you have to listen to a bunch of kids singing...but I play them for my youngestnephew. :cans:

Yes, a man listening to a bunch kids singing pop songs isn't creepy at all.
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You might be an older Catholic if......you know all of the common prayers in Latin, and can sing most of them that way too.

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brandelynmarie

Yes, a man listening to a bunch kids singing pop songs isn't creepy at all.
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Or a grown woman :evil:
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brandelynmarie

Yes! I think I need to buy a new set of shelves.
...if you carry multiple rosaries and a third-class relic in your bag.


I almost always have an emergency backup rosary. :)

What third class relic do you carry? I have two touch relics: an olive wood cross from the Holy Land that has a bit of cloth touched to the Tomb of Jesus & one that was touched to a relic of the True Cross & Veil of our Lady. :love:
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TheresaThoma

Pretty much all your landmarks are Churches. I was teased about this the other day. 

 

Adoration late at night is a normal part of your routine.

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What third class relic do you carry? I have two touch relics: an olive wood cross from the Holy Land that has a bit of cloth touched to the Tomb of Jesus & one that was touched to a relic of the True Cross & Veil of our Lady. :love:

 

I have a St. Jean-Baptiste-Marie Vianney holy card that was touched to his tomb. :blush:

 

...when you can ask your Catholic friends where in town do they live by naming the parish closest to them.

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You might be a Catholic if you don't let yourself be led by the nose, ask questions, seek answers, search out the truth, get into the trenches and bleed, question your own sanity daily, wonder why God has a high tolerance for you, don't walk around with a slap happy grin every day as if you just heard a puppy dog fart an said oh man that was soooo cute, and you might be a Catholic if your fellow brothers an sisters at mass constantly annoy you because they wont shut their trap about the daily goings of their life and are oblivious to where they are or who they are around that might be able to hear them. Oh and lastly, you might be a Catholic, if you can muster up to find something to thank God for when you would rather kick him square in the nads.

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