dUSt Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 The rules: Translate a favorite prayer, hymn, or song. Use only words with three letters or less. Must be real words--no abbreviations or slang words. Here's my try: Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. Hey awe Mom, Lot of joy, God is via you, Awe are you via non men, and awe is the kid of thy egg, God Son. Awe Mom, Mom of God, Ask God to nix our sin, now and at our end. I ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Dr. Seuss, eat your heart out! Where did you get this idea?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo in Deum Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Dr. Seuss, eat your heart out! Where did you get this idea?? Probably from the beer he was drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 OK, I'll keep going myself. You guys are lame-ers. Run DMC - You Be Illin (verse 1) (One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny Went up to the front with a menu and his money He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! One day I was in the fun at KFC I was shy and eat not bad fry fly A guy go in and was off and odd He go to the eat end via a jot and his sum He did not go up but zig zag zig zag He ask an old non man, Yo, yo, um... is it fry fly? The old non man say "yes", hug and he hug too He put his sum and he ask, a not big fry, Big Mac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Still trying to figure out the Our Father. This is hard. Edited August 4, 2014 by Amppax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 Our Dad Who art in big awe sky.... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Our Dad Who art in big awe sky.... hahaha Thats about as far as I got. I like big awe sky much better than what I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I've been trying to...I think alot of our prayers address gonna have big awe in them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven77 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) Our Dad who art in big awe sky thy nom be due thy rey ven thy say do on orb as in big awe sky say to us our day to day pan and nix our sin to you as we nix sin to us and say us not to bad but to joy so be it! Edited August 5, 2014 by Seven77 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Well done Seven. I was afraid that we were never going to have a Cat in the Hat Rosary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Grace before meals: Bless us, O Lord! and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen Zap us, oh God! and, via you, our yum rye for we are to eat, via thy rad ark, via the Son, our God. We ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I must be thinking to hard... :think: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 I must be thinking to hard... :think: No, you probably just have too large a vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 :hehe2: I'm seriously gonna keep trying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherie Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Oh my Jesus, Forgive us our sins, Save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to Heaven, Especially those in most need of Thy mercy. Oh Son God, Nix our sin, Aid us to run out of the bad hot pit. Let us all go to the Big Awe Sky, But the top add in is all who cry out to You, sad for big sin. This is hard! I'm awake because of wakeful kids, but this kind of stuff doesn't help me get back to sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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