Im An Alien Now

[chrysostom]

I started using telekinesis, and my mind opened up and saw the vast expanse of the universe. Then I went to work and they looked at me funny. I also can't play Bach fugues anymore because I have only three fingers on each hand now.  Then at some point a SWAT team came with tranquilizing darts and shoved me in a van.  I'm probably somewhere deep in a facility under the New Mexico desert now.  Being an alien stinks.

 

What do I become next?  Pham?

[Spem in alium]

That's well deep, man.

 

Guessing you look like this?

 

[Luigi]

The Men In Black are definitely after you. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Catholic circles, "Men In Black" usually refers to priests, and sometimes specifically to Benedictines. 

[maximillion]

Where do I come when I need a smile, a cheering up and a general lightening of my sad state? Youtube maybe?

The Comedy Shop?

 

 

 

No, the Catholic Phorum, where I can be guaranteed a smile with prayer.......you guys crack me up! Thank you. 

[Perigrina]

I started using telekinesis, and my mind opened up and saw the vast expanse of the universe. Then I went to work and they looked at me funny. I also can't play Bach fugues anymore because I have only three fingers on each hand now.  Then at some point a SWAT team came with tranquilizing darts and shoved me in a van.  I'm probably somewhere deep in a facility under the New Mexico desert now.  Being an alien stinks.

 

What do I become next?  Pham?

 

Super Alien. It's even worse.

Edited June 26, 2014 by Perigrina

[Credo in Deum]

I started using telekinesis, and my mind opened up and saw the vast expanse of the universe. Then I went to work and they looked at me funny. I also can't play Bach fugues anymore because I have only three fingers on each hand now. Then at some point a SWAT team came with tranquilizing darts and shoved me in a van. I'm probably somewhere deep in a facility under the New Mexico desert now. Being an alien stinks.

What do I become next? Pham?

You're still called to sainthood, so....

[CatherineM]

I don't think the little gray guys are aliens. I think they're time travellers. Einstein believed that warp drive isn't possible, but time travel would be. I think they are a future evolution of humanity. Grey due to the complete melding of the races, smaller due to less food availability, and large eyes due to less sunshine or maybe because humans will be living underground.

[chrysostom]

Today I broke out of the Area 51 facility using my mind and summoned the mothership.  I'm really angry now and I'll be sure to return in a year or two to wreak my vengeance on mankind.  My primary targets will be the Golden Gate Bridge, the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower, Tower Bridge, and the Pyramids, because I researched the film bank for previous alien invasions and those are what they all seem to go after - and I'm a firm lover of tradition after all! I've signed a contract with Michael Bay and he's going to get exclusive rights to 1080p HD video coverage of the invasion. 

 

I'm writing this from Mars because I love the phamlings.  Soon I'll be vacationing on Titan.  Life is really much better when you're not strapped to a metal table pumped up with exotic drugs in a secret government facility.

[AnneLine]

Now, Chryso, you've been mislead.  it must be the drugs.

 

We had this discussion on Vocation Station last year.

 

Here is the real truth about Area 51.  And all those mysterious sightings in Rosswell....

 

 

All those Roswell Alien 'sightings' were the same year that the Poor Clares moved to Roswell. 

I've often wondered if what people saw weren't the Sisters who came scouting for the monastery... and they have never been seen again because their enclosure was established!  

AND YES, I am being SILLY!!!!


But...

There really is a bit of a resemblance....

 

 

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