PhuturePriest Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) Your mother is an anti-gun fascist, and your father is a heretical Muslim dabbling in Pagan practices and cavorts with Hasan almost weekly. You were conceived on a night of the eclipse at a Ted Nugent concert, and your parents forgot your first three birthdays. But that's alright. I'll hug you and make it all feel better. Edited May 4, 2014 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PhuturePriest Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Sunday is my most hated day of the week because it's always so boring and inactive, and this is what happens when I'm bored and don't get to do stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Come to the Lds Ward and hang out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Its time someone told you...Open Mic is not your real dad. Lame Board is your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AugustineA Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Wait, Sunday is your most hated day of the week and you want to become a priest. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Wait, Sunday is your most hated day of the week and you want to become a priest. Lol. I won't mind it when I have stuff to do. I hate Sundays because there's nothing for me to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AugustineA Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Sounds like time forrrrr..... League of LEGENDSSSSSSS and chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC Patriot Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Yea, bro, how about some video games :knight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo in Deum Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) I won't mind it when I have stuff to do. I hate Sundays because there's nothing for me to do. Attend another Mass: Just keep in mind you can only receive communion once. I'm sure you already knew that, but just in case someone else reading didn't. Adoration - Go visit Christ in the Blessed Sacrament (might require a long drive, great for killing time) Divine Office - Prayer, FTW! Spiritual reading - Scripture, Catechism, Encyclicals, and other writings. Watch a Religious movie- The old ones usually take a good amount of time. Visit some family and friends. Volunteer to help those less fortunate. Maybe talk to your spiritual director for some ideas. Games - Cards, billiards, etc. Take a nap. Edited May 5, 2014 by Credo in Deum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Attend another Mass: Just keep in mind you can only receive communion once. I'm sure you already knew that, but just in case someone else reading didn't. Adoration - Go visit Christ in the Blessed Sacrament (might require a long drive, great for killing time) Divine Office - Prayer, FTW! Spiritual reading - Scripture, Catechism, Encyclicals, and other writings. Watch a Religious movie- The old ones usually take a good amount of time. Visit some family and friends. Volunteer to help those less fortunate. Maybe talk to your spiritual director for some ideas. Games - Cards, billiards, etc. Take a nap. Actually no credo i think your mistaken, we can receive holy communion twice in one day, OFFICIALLY! That's what i was told anyway, pope benedict made it official supposedly in that people where misled to the truth, and priests can recieve it way more times anyway, i know a priest that does 3 holy masses on sundays but yes he is a priest and given special graces to do so and i am only a laymen so 2 surely is fine. And plus it's not like your taking communion at an Anglican church instead while still saying your a good little catholic christian, right? I received holy communion twice 3 times in one day, fssp, novus ordo and charismatic mass, all before i knew i could only officially receive twice in one day. And anyway even if i have it more times without propagating such greed for the holy Eucharist as normal to my faithful brethren than am i a heretic? Because i keep it to myself i'm not a heretic right? A heretic has to vocalise deliberate error contrary to the teachings of the magesterium,yes? Plus FP you can go to holy mass as many times as you can any day of the week, except we can only receive twice per day supposedly or do two masses on ewtn and one live, kind of like club hopping brother, though this is not recommended for confession. We are recommended to just have one confessor, although again not particularly heretical if you have varying confessors each week or month from time to time so to speak, as long as you truly believe in the absolution of the confessional. Onward christian souls. Jesus iz LORD. All glory to GOD! Edited May 5, 2014 by Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 read the readings for the day inlcuding the psalms 10 times before holy mass and 20 times after holy mass than think and pray about them for an hour or two after you have done the 20 times reading them after holy mass, something like that anyway, and thats half the day gone already bruh. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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