brandelynmarie Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) TWO-SENTENCE HORROR STORY I wake up in the pitch dark to a pair of glowing eyes staring into my soul. Time to let the cat out. (I wonder how Christ-like it is to scare ourselves with horror stories.)The last man alive on the planet sits before his fireplace reading a book. Suddenly he hears a knock at the door. :evil: Edited September 24, 2014 by brandelynmarie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The last man alive on the planet sits before his fireplace reading a book. Suddenly he hears a knock at the door. :evil: I begin tucking him in and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." So I look underneath and see him, another him, quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's something in my bed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 :shock: As somebody else pointed out, the Flash was a prankster when he was a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/user/1150-1337-k4th0l1x0r/ Suddenly I feel so popular. That's...different. Not sure what to do with this feeling...its not healthy for me to feel this way...wow, wouldn't the little monsters in sixth grade like to see me now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Suddenly I feel so popular. Sorry, I meant "propular." My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 No posts since September? What is this?! A SUBPHORUM FOR ANTS?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Rotfl propcisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountrySteve21 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 :think2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 :think2: Nothing is propping into your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) I like pears. Edited October 29, 2014 by Not A Mallard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancilla Domini Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I like pears. (Actually, I personally do not hate pears, but...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 That post was originally jokingly about something that's controversial here, but I decided not to go that route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiquitunga Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 lol, I just noticed this thread! would anyone be so kind as to prop me so I don't have such a bad number on my profile anymore? thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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