maximillion Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 :winner: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Its a bit like 'if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 :hehe2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 As a former Baptist, I can tell this story: Once upon a time, a young woman was teaching a Sunday school class for 4 & 5 year-olds. And that day's lesson was about Noah & the ark. She started a guessing game with the kids & described the first animal, "I'm small & fuzzy & brown with a fluffy tail. I also like to climb trees & eat acorns. Who am I?" One little boy raised his hand. "You know, it sounds an awful lot like a squirrel to me, but since I'm in church, the answer has to be Jesus!" :o :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrysostom Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 As a former Baptist I can confirm this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1054 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 As a former Lutheran I third this story! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillion Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 As a former nun I can support this view. :harhar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 :bounce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo in Deum Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) As a former agnostic I can neither confirm or deny that view. Here is a joke I heard from a Jehovah's Witness which I thought was funny: One day while Jesus was walking through town, another woman caught in adultery run up to Him and pleaded to be saved from the crowd. Jesus showing her compassion said: "He who is without sin, cast the first stone". Then out of nowhere a stone comes flying through the crowd and hits the woman in the head, knocking her out cold. Jesus then yells; MOM!!!! Edited July 31, 2014 by Credo in Deum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 Bump! :saint2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1054 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 :sailing: :pirate2: :pirate2: :pirate2: :sos: :please: :pirate: :nono: :eek: ... :rip: The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 :console: That bad of a day, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1054 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Actually it was a pretty great day. Just in a very childish place as I visit my parents. Also got to go toy shopping for my godson so am very excited to play with a Little People's Castle! His brothers got an Angry Bird's pirate ship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillion Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I can't play Angry Birds..............I'm clueless at that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted August 16, 2014 Author Share Posted August 16, 2014 Don't feel bad. I lack hand-eye coordination & am lousy at most video games unless they are made for preschoolers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillion Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 The only time I play those games is when I need to cheer up my foster son. It gives him a laugh every time to watch me................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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