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The Bacon Thread has now officially infiltrated the Prop Me Prop You Thread...;)

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I never thought I would see the day where my eyes would witness something hilarious and sad at the same time.
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Ancilla Domini

A man walks into a chili bar and asks the cashier for a bowl of chili. The cashier apologizes profusely and explains that just a few minutes before, he sold the last bowl of chili to another customer. "But," he says, "he looks like a nice guy, and frankly, doesn't seem to be eating much. If you really want the chili, go ask him for it - maybe he won't mind giving it to you." The other customer, overhearing this conversation, yells across the chili-bar, "Oh sure, bro! You can have it if you like." The man thanks him and begins eating the chili. Near the bottom of the bowl, his spoon smacks something hard, and he fishes out a dead rat. Absolutely disgusted, he throws up into the bowl, while the man across the bar yells, "Yep! That's as far as I got, too."

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One of my favorite stories I was reminded of this morning: 

A certain man went to his first Orthodox service on the feast of the Nativity.  At the end of the service everyone goes up to venerate the cross.  He could hear each there was an exchange of greetings between the priest and each individual but he wasn't able to make out what it was they were saying.  (The greeting is of course, "Christ is born!"  "Glorify Him!")  As he was getting closer he became more and more nervous and worked himself into quite a panic.  When he reached the front of the line the priest smiled at him proclaiming, "Christ is born!"  Whereupon the man immediately responded, "Crucify Him!" 

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