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PhuturePriest

haha wow... I wonder if you find that in marriage counselling courses. New and improved with wisdom from Solomon.. 

 

As Steve Ray says, the Bible is a very down-to-earth book. The entire Song of Songs is pretty explicit. Sadly, evangelical protestants changed the wording to a lot of it. For instance, rather than saying "Enjoy your wife's breasts at all hours of the day", it says "Enjoy your wife's love at all hours of the day". Even the Bible is too erotic for those people.

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As Steve Ray says, the Bible is a very down-to-earth book. The entire Song of Songs is pretty explicit. Sadly, evangelical protestants changed the wording to a lot of it. For instance, rather than saying "Enjoy your wife's breasts at all hours of the day", it says "Enjoy your wife's love at all hours of the day". Even the Bible is too erotic for those people.

 

Maybe protestants just really really love breasts? But yeah I agree. If you chat with observant Jews for awhile, it's the same feeling: the explicitness of scripture is pretty explicit. It sanctifies all facets of life. :)

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As Steve Ray says, the Bible is a very down-to-earth book. The entire Song of Songs is pretty explicit. Sadly, evangelical protestants changed the wording to a lot of it. For instance, rather than saying "Enjoy your wife's breasts at all hours of the day", it says "Enjoy your wife's love at all hours of the day". Even the Bible is too erotic for those people.

 

.......

 

"It's 10 o'clock and I still love your boobs!"

 

"Okay, honey"

 

"10:01 now! They still rockin!"

 

"I'm trying to work"

 

"Okay, but...your boobs"

 

"Are the answer to world peace, I know"

 

"Also, we're out of nutter butters"

 

" <_< "

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Breast and sexual attraction is also a cultural thing. 

Some cultures view thighs as much, much more erotic than breasts.

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Breast and sexual attraction is also a cultural thing. 

Some cultures view thighs as much, much more erotic than breasts.

 

I agree with those cultures. I'm a total leg man.

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Breast and sexual attraction is also a cultural thing. 

Some cultures view thighs as much, much more erotic than breasts.

 

knees are where it's at. If a man has a nice pair of knees I am done for.

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knees are where it's at. If a man has a nice pair of knees I am done for.

 

Knees are nice. Thighs are more important, in my opinion, but nice knees are a plus.

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PhuturePriest

Shaved leg man.

 

Dang straight. Though I am taking a hiatus from shaving for at least a week.
 

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My wife and most women with young infants breastfeed at mass as necessary.  If you cover up with a cloth, there's really nothing to see.  It shouldn't be a huge distraction to any normal person unless you choose to make it one.  

 

Certainly less distracting than a hungry, screaming baby.

 

 

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I think to help guys get used to boobs, women should just start going shirtless.

 

I could dig that.

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PhuturePriest

And guys can go pant less 

 

I don't think punishing women with that visual is necessary. :P

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I could dig that.

 

 

And guys can go pant less 

 

^^^These two posts are all I have seen of the thread.

 

:twitch:

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