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PhuturePriest

This is a Facebook group of Catholic men who fast the first Wednesday of the month, fasting on bread and water only. The purpose is to fast for all the needs of women, including spiritual growth and healing .I'm also adding with my fast the increase of men's respect towards women, and that they see every woman's inherent dignity.

 

I'm personally fasting on bread and water every single Wednesday during Lent, but even if you only do it once a month, it's a cool group with a great idea.

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Awww, as a woman, I thank you, FP.

 

In addition to your spiritual assistance, would you consider offering a donation of chocolate, coffee or, for our Gold level, assorted pizzas?

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blazeingstar

Darn.  I was hoping this would be a thread on how to fast as a womanfolk.  You failed to entertain me, FP.

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PhuturePriest

Awww, as a woman, I thank you, FP.

 

In addition to your spiritual assistance, would you consider offering a donation of chocolate, coffee or, for our Gold level, assorted pizzas?

 

Chocolate and pizza are bad for you. It would therefore be counter-productive to pray for you, your needs, and your spiritual growth, and then give you things that are detrimental to your health.

 

Darn.  I was hoping this would be a thread on how to fast as a womanfolk.  You failed to entertain me, FP.

 

Did you honestly think that I would be stupid enough to write about how women specifically should fast? I might as well shoot myself and get it over with quickly if I do that.

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Chocolate and pizza are bad for you. It would therefore be counter-productive to pray for you, your needs, and your spiritual growth, and then give you things that are detrimental to your health.

 

Actually dark chocolate is very good for you and the cheese on pizza can actually aid in the absorption of lycopene, a vital cancer-fighting agent.

 

 

 

Did you honestly think that I would be stupid enough to write about how women specifically should fast? I might as well shoot myself and get it over with quickly if I do that.

 

 

After all your threads...from "I'm writing love letters to my future yet unknown wife" to "I'm going to shave my legs and die" you have really shown your capability to write some jaw droppers.  Your CAF Threads are even better, I must say.

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Actually dark chocolate is very good for you and the cheese on pizza can actually aid in the absorption of lycopene, a vital cancer-fighting agent.

 

 

 

 

After all your threads...from "I'm writing love letters to my future yet unknown wife" to "I'm going to shave my legs and die" you have really shown your capability to write some jaw droppers.  Your CAF Threads are even better, I must say.

 

Ah, you have seen my works on CAF? Yes, I had completely forgotten about those. Thanks for reminding me. However, you are still missing my best ones here on Phatmass: The World is Full of Sheep and some political thread that is particularly painful to think about, but not nearly as painful as the former. I don't think death by the stake is as painful as the former.

 

Also, there is nothing wrong with writing love letters to your future spouse. I know many people that do it.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try and not think about any of those awful threads I mentioned and question if life is still worth living.

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Chocolate and pizza are bad for you. It would therefore be counter-productive to pray for you, your needs, and your spiritual growth, and then give you things that are detrimental to your health.

 

 

 

My not getting chocolate and pizza can be detrimental to your health.
 

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PhuturePriest

My not getting chocolate and pizza can be detrimental to your health.
 

 

Then you are unfortunately addicted to food. I recommend seeing a doctor.

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Chocolate and pizza are bad for you. It would therefore be counter-productive to pray for you, your needs, and your spiritual growth, and then give you things that are detrimental to your health.

I'm pretty sure chocolate and pizza are de-stressers. Lower stress = longer life. Therefore chocolate and pizza = health foods.

 

Just sayin...

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