The Bus Station Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 He'd make my top phatmassers ever. Please educate or speculate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Speculation: broke neck in tragic crowdsurfing accident. In hospital, injected with hydrochloric acid instead of morphine. Now zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Speculation: broke neck in tragic crowdsurfing accident. In hospital, injected with hydrochloric acid instead of morphine. Now zombie. There is hope, then, that he may post on here as a zombie. But then we would have to deal with the philosophical question of whether his words were actually meaningful, or a result of us projecting meaning onto the typed utterances of a reanimated corpse with no intellect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 There is hope, then, that he may post on here as a zombie. But then we would have to deal with the philosophical question of whether his words were actually meaningful, or a result of us projecting meaning onto the typed utterances of a reanimated corpse with no intellect. His fingers were chewed off by wild dogs, so the question is moot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 His fingers were chewed off by wild dogs, so the question is moot. Someone on Phatmass could make a donation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 His fingers were chewed off by wild dogs, so the question is moot. Transcription software? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Transcription software? Zombies cannot speak. Everyone knows that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Zombies cannot speak. Everyone knows that. Ok. So transcription software that also translates zombie moans into English. I'm pretty sure Bill Gates has already patented it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 He offered himself to be served - with a horseradish sauce, a baked potato and a side of vegetables - at a pro-life fundraiser. He was very well received. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I've wondered about him too. Used to be friends on Facebook but that was over a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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