brandelynmarie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Once again: slap happy exhaustion + reading partial thread titles = an alternate Phatmass universe :topsy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillion Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I have three phones. I ignore (pretty much) my land line. And I never know where either of the two mobiles are. I am just not a phone person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I just want to throw my phone away. :smile3: For a while I had a ringtone from "Halls of the Mountain King." It began so harshly that I was actually afraid when the phone rang. I switched it to something lighter and bubblier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 I'm scared to death of unknown numbers, especially when they do not leave a voicemail...weird, I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmaD2006 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I just don't worry about unknown numbers. No voicemail? Ok -- you don't want me to talk to you then. Voicemail that doesn't say what company you represent? Ok -- you obviously don't want me to know who you are yet you know my name, but I was taught by my mommy not to talk to strangers so I won't talk to you either. rotfl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Had a boss at one point who had a Really Good Solution to the mystery callers (back in the days before RoboCaller) He'd pick up the phone with the words, "City Morgue" Followed by dead silence. Works really well.... :reaper: :rip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillion Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Or try "24/7 prayer service, what would you like us to pray with you about today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploomf Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Had a boss at one point who had a Really Good Solution to the mystery callers (back in the days before RoboCaller) He'd pick up the phone with the words, "City Morgue" Followed by dead silence. Works really well.... :reaper: :rip: Just once I want to answer a call with "Ploomfs Mortuary, you kill 'em, we chill 'em" just to see what the other person says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 I will be trying these...if I ever get brave enough to answer the phone! I read somewhere that when this certain dad would answer the phone & it was a telemarketer asking to speak to the head of the household, he would invariably hand over the phone to his three-year-old :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 A Policeman's Fraternal-something-or-other called to ask for donations. They asked for my dad. I said, "He can't come to the phone right now, I'm sorry." They asked for my mom. I said, "She isn't at home." Then they asked for me. I said, "Ummm, I can't." They said, "Oh, are you too young?" so I sez "Yes!" and then later I thought, "Oh carp, I lied to a policeman..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Funny guy plays an evil prank on a telemarketer: http://youtu.be/het71Gq0_LE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristinaTherese Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Um... that's pretty cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentJoy Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Um... that's pretty cruel. Yes. Its an evil prank. :paperbag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThereseMaria Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 All you have to do is pick up the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood EVERYWHERE!!!" then hang up. And pray to God it wasn't the police, or you're in some major trouble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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