KnightofChrist Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Dawwww :love: But for reals, Ill convince you with my fists. Which will be like getting hit by jello, for me anyway some other guys might actually get hurt. :flex2: :knight: :dance5: :congrats: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 Which will be like getting hit by jello, for me anyway some other guys might actually get hurt. :flex2: :knight: :dance5: :congrats: Are you saying girls can't hit? Sexist. CrossCut, I'm a black belt and I've been doing martial arts since I could walk. I'll teach you how to break KnightofChrist and his sexism with ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Which will be like getting hit by jello, for me anyway some other guys might actually get hurt. :flex2: :knight: :dance5: :congrats: Pffft, do you even lift? You dont know how strong my guns are Are you saying girls can't hit? Sexist. CrossCut, I'm a black belt and I've been doing martial arts since I could walk. I'll teach you how to break KnightofChrist and his sexism with ease. Hehe! Lets do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I'll teach you how to break KnightofChrist and his sexism with ease. right after he shaves his legs and puts his "kilt" on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 Pffft, do you even lift? You dont know how strong my guns are Hehe! Lets do it! It's nothing to do with strength and all to do with technique. That is your first lesson in destroying KnightofChrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 right after he shaves his legs and puts his "kilt" on. Is there any other way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 It's nothing to do with strength and all to do with technique. That is your first lesson in destroying KnightofChrist. Im taking notes. Im also 5'2 so I think I have gravity on my side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 no.. your thighs are why you have gravity on your side...BOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 Im taking notes. Im also 5'2 so I think I have gravity on my side. Karate was made by short people like us, therefore we actually have an advantage when doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 no.. your thighs are why you have gravity on your side...BOOM Ill be honest, I have nice thighs because of all the running I have been doing. :flex: I think I could do some Chuck Norris level roundhouse kicks...only the person would have to be on their knees because I am the least flexible person in the world Karate was made by short people like us, therefore we actually have an advantage when doing it. :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Are you saying girls can't hit? Sexist. Nah, I just pointed out that the force of the punch would be relative to the one being punched. For me it would be like jello, for someone like you more like ton of bricks. :| CrossCut, I'm a black belt and I've been doing martial arts since I could walk. I'll teach you how to break KnightofChrist and his sexism with ease. Hey now, if you try to come at me like a spider monkey, I'll be forced to thump you like a paper football. Edited February 7, 2014 by KnightofChrist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Pffft, do you even lift? You dont know how strong my guns are Hehe! Lets do it! I'm really, really scared. Really. :pigsfly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Ill be honest, I have nice thighs because of all the running I have been doing. :flex: I think I could do some Chuck Norris level roundhouse kicks...only the person would have to be on their knees because I am the least flexible person in the world :evil: I AM CHUCK NORRIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Burden of proof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Burden of proof "Genesis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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