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Byzantine

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The flying monkeys are now feasting on a breakfast of fresh Romulans marinated in Romulan Ale.  With a glass of Klingon blood wine as a chaser.

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The Romulans chased the flying monkeys but couldn't catch them because someone put Romulan ale in the Klingon blood wine at breakfast. 

 

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Not The Philosopher

Romulan blood will be spilled because the breakfast sausages were ruined when the fat hobbit's clingy scarf fell into the frying pan.

 

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The fat hobbit's clingy wife cried when she spilt Romulan blood onto the breakfast sausages. The fat hobbit threw his scarf into the frying pan instead.

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The fat hobbit's Romulan wife cried when she bit onto the breakfast sausages.  Because they had been made of the fat hobbit.

 
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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

Woopsies got lost there somehow.

 

 

Robot hacks strife fried broken rockets quickly. Because no one had paid off the phat robot.

 

 

 

 

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Byzantine, on 11 Jan 2014 - 08:24 AM, said:snapback.png

U.S. President Robot said today that the Russians are barking up the wrong tree if they think their computers have been hacked.  

 

 

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The Russian President barked orders at his robots,  "Never surrender to the USA!"  "Never forget the jellybeans!"

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