Byzantine Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 The best plan for making left-over Japanese walrus sauce is, as AnneLine notes, to use a freshly boiled crab cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I secretly wanted Michael Voris to be elected Pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byzantine Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 I am a hardened criminal seeking refuge from justice after a life of crime. Yes, dear people, it was I all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I am of the opinion that the role of women is to make babies and sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 My mother is a hamster and my father smells of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I talk about him badly for the Crazy Dope Posts, but in actuality I spend 99% of my time watching Michael Voris videos, sitting in awe and wonder at his wisdom and engaging speaking style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byzantine Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 I luv abbrevs nd stuff. Also luv TPBM n thnk Byz is awsum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) My mother and father like ham and elderberry wine. They stink. (The ham and elderberry wine, that is...) Edited January 8, 2014 by AnneLine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Today a very mean guy cut in line to get coffee at Starbucks. I was so mad I called him a jerk!...but not out loud, just in my head. It was fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_nine Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I'm not very good at this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 You just lost the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Are you suppose to find actual quotes? I thouht you were suppose to make them up! Mine was pretty good lets be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristinaTherese Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Nah, I'm sure all of these are made up, CrossCut. You're good. (Now, if you want real quotes totally misinterpreted, you can find a few threads in Open Mic that are trying to be serious that do just that. Like the hand sanitizer one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byzantine Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 Hello world. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm studying the magic of friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Hello Mr. Sortino. My name is Sparkle Twilight and I'm destroying the magic of friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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