ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 i'm not supposed to hit my future wife w/ a fish? i think i should be allowed, cuz once we tie the knot, then you get to make 'honey-do-lists' and boss me around the house "until death do us part". what's up with that? i should be able to get my slapping in while i still can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I'd talk with your future wife first about it though and maybe give her a warning as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 if i was a mod i'd have probably warned her for something already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Hahaha, thats the funniest thing I've ever heard. Imagine in real life... "THE SECRET TO MARITAL BLISS : beat her up [i]before[/i] you get hitched!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Lol. Maybe then youll find out if she wants to marry you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 ^rich you beat her up BEFORE --course nowadays wives get away with whatever else they can think of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 ^ What makes you think that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 ^becuz one of the ladies in the town next to us just got away with murdering her husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Ok so one example, but you mean that if she had just murdered her "future" husband before they got married, it would be easier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Want to hear something weird? I'd say sad, but its too bizarre to be sad. So we are at my aunt's cabin, and then on comes the news, and they are telling this story abot how a wife found her cousin cheating on her at their cottage, it turned out to be the maid, she chased her down the dock, hit the maid offer the head with a shovel, and killed her. So we look out the window, and theres the cottage. Its really weird.. becuase its right across the lake from my aunt. So I was thinking, wow thats sad/weird, then the lady coems on TV and I had JUST seen her at the grocery store like a day or 2 ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 That is creepy, very creepy. Even for here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Man, this thread got crazy. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Yea, but we're bored so it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Hehe. I don't mind. Hearing about your particularly odd future marriage is quite entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 yikes... rich, that's VERY creepy. ok... boredness doesn't need to turn into murder stories... cuz then i have a GOOD one about this guy named AJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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