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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

Peace.

 

Get this right, just about everyone i know in my diocese that i have any kind of relationship thinks i'm some kind of saint or something. What a load codswallop. Get this i get to talk to these new chicks at the free after holy mass refreshments in the little communal hall beside the church and i assume they are all single and there being really nice and cool and well the refreshments aren't on tonight so i pipe up and say " well how bout we all go for a coffee somewhere instead," and than one of them says i have to go home and another one looks at me and says "i can't my parents are really strict." And guess what this really dunder head of a garden variety christian catholic that is no where near a saint says. HE SAYS THIS " WELL THERE IS STRICT AND THAN THERE IS NASTY." WHAT WAS THAT? And she looks at her friends like " Did this guy just diss my parents." I didn't mean it as it sounds and didn't get the chance to explain myself because as soon as it slipped out of my mouth i was nervous as 11 year old boy at his 1st conscious swimming carnival, conscious as in desiring to excel. Any how i won't explain what i really meant unless you wan't more because i spoke from my heart and had to examine my conscience after the blurt and as to what i was really getting at. Imagine me thinking OMG i just wrecked her life and she is never coming back to that mass again, and what if she thinks i was calling her nasty for saying her parent's where strict and other stupid scenarios that have developed in my pitiful mind. All i can say is YIKES! and that it has been a long time since i was really any what social with women or anyone for that matter except for male friends that are actual nutters to some degree and i'm talking clinically insane diagnosed and un diagnosed and my disabled godson and this other disabled dude whom are both also diagnosed with various mental illnesses and depression. HECTIC YO. And it is all majorly getting to me, my only supposed practicing catholic christian friend seems to have his head so far stuck up his arse the last 2 years that you would need a stick of gelignite to pop his bubble, and another christian friend whom is also catholic hasn't been to holy mass hardly at all in about 6 months due to serious mental illness and a GIRLFRIEND who says she want's to become catholic for 3 years and finally started r.c.i.a this year and wen't to one session all up, WOOPTY FREAKIN DOO, GO TO MASS. And my other male christian friend whom is a lutheran i rarely get to spend time with. What the heck is going on, where is the christian community in my diocese, i feel like abandoning ship and starting up my own ARK LOL, UNLIKELY THOUGH BECAUSE I NEED THE HOLY SACRAMENTS!

 

 

Anyhow if i rant anymore i will die, there was meant to be a point to this post originally about me not being a saint but i guess hopefully this whole post proves without a doubt that i am far from a saint. 

 

God bass.

 

Onward Fidget souls.

 

JESUS IZ LORD!

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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

I am very sorry that last bit became mean deliberately, please forgive me.

 

God bless.

 

Onward christian souls.

 

Jesus is LORD.

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I will try and explain myself to these young ladies if i ever get the chance. That just felt like a big chance to get some community thing going on, wherever any two or more are gathered in my name i shall be there type thing whenever wherever and bam i smash it like a stupid arse bull in a china shop.

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The LOT thickens Kernel Custard.

 

 

This is me guys laugh at the try hard. But on the flip side it just means i have to try even harder.  :pm:

 

 

http://youtu.be/nzY2Qcu5i2A

 

 

 

 

 

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I like the white dude i think he is cool by the way, and the others including the lead singer of this band are so far up themselves it will take 1500 years to remove the pole out of there arses.

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http://youtu.be/QJ9LXKfm400

 

That's my response to myself and the stupid offspring song and all my rantings.

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Saintly perhaps sometimes but in much need of trimming, fertilising, time and all that fancy gardening stuff. Hopefully sometime in the future but even when reaching spiritual maturity i'm sure disease can set in a branch at times with the need for the branch to be removed, and on going trimming and various cultivational stuff that the tree may bear more abundant and juicier fruits.

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I'm not drunk by the way and sorry about the whole pole stuff that was very distasteful and arrogant but i really i don't know what to do with my own pride.

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So... you are frighteningly human, Tab.  Just take a deep breath, and move on.   I have my moments, too....

 

Praying for you....

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I saw the topic title and thought this was a thread about Catcher in the Rye. ...Not exactly, I guess...

It seems you are already aware of this, but... extreme piety is a sin, typically of the Pride kind.

I mention this not because I think you might be guilty of it. Hmmm... actually I don't really understand much of what you posted, which I guess is the point? I did, however, get the gist that you appear very saintly to others, but not saintly enough by your own own measure, which doesn't minimize the pride you feel about yourself.

Forgive me if I misunderstood.

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I saw the topic title and thought this was a thread about Catcher in the Rye. ...Not exactly, I guess...

It seems you are already aware of this, but... extreme piety is a sin, typically of the Pride kind.

I mention this not because I think you might be guilty of it. Hmmm... actually I don't really understand much of what you posted, which I guess is the point? I did, however, get the gist that you appear very saintly to others, but not saintly enough by your own own measure, which doesn't minimize the pride you feel about yourself.

Forgive me if I misunderstood.

 

 

G'day clemensBruno, first contact :), welcome to phatmass. I like that ClemensBruno and your discernment is indeed correct of me and i am this sometimes and sometimes often, though i don't despair over it though i have, i allow it to bring me to greater holiness in faith, hope and love, that's the hope any way. In my limited understanding of pride you are definitely correct that there are two sides to the pride coin, shadow and ego, i am the greatest and i am useless, i can swing to either at times but lean mostly towards the shadow, but am hoping for the middle ground. ie: off that coin.  :)

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I just realised that my shield avatar looks like it's leaning against a wall chilling, i originally thought " stupid avatar has come out wonky." Flip the scrip on tha pip.

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Tab, you're right!  I think what has happened is that it is 'left justified' as they used to say in the word processing world rather than justified or 'right justified'  I think it is because there is no 'frame' around it the way some of the avatars have them -- even mine is a little left-leaning....

 

Much better your AVATAR than YOU!!!   YOU want to align with the RIGHT!

 

Did you notice that I found a second avatar with the Holy Family and a Llama!   :)

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