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I clicked around in the same website and discovered this:

 

 

Intro to Comparative Religion

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” 

He said, “Nobody loves me.” 

I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” 

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” 

He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?” 

He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! What franchise?” 

He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” 

He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” 

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” 

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” 

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

—Emo Philips



Read more: http://www.rd.com/slideshows/smart-jokes-genius/#ixzz2lRYV3VL9

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