Someone Tried To Break Into Our House

[Norseman82]

Come home to a guy in my house this summer. Scary afterwards. During it's all instinct. He was so drunk/high he thought we were the 7-11 and he was waiting for a friend.

 

I once opened my door to put some garbage out, and saw someone standing a few feet away in my side drive - he claimed to be looking for an address that was about a half mile away (gee, dude, do you know how to read addresses, especially in Chicago, which is laid out in a grid format?). 

 

Now, I keep an old hockey stick next to the door,