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crusader1234

hahaha... its very relevant.

the point is, all the animals are still at the lion's meeting so the river is empty. its better when you say 'all the animals go to a convention' though

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~*AnCoRa33*~

Oh, the elephant and peach joke...
They are both grey... except for the peach!!!

*Ancora33 runs out as everyone starts booing her...*

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='~*AnCoRa33*~' date='Jun 5 2004, 02:21 PM'] Oh, the elephant and peach joke...
They are both grey... except for the peach!!!

*Ancora33 runs out as everyone starts booing her...* [/quote]
haha that was good!

*grabs mic and gets comfy*

looks like this is the thread for all my corny jokes! mmuwhaahhaa :sweat:


why was the mother kangaroo mad when it started raining outside?








cuz the kids had to play inside!! :rolling:

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littleflower+JMJ

what did the duck say after checking out all his items at the store?


















Just put it on my bill!! :sweat: :rolling:

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How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





















Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close
the door

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?






















Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door


The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?











The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!


There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?





























Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending
the animal meeting!

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