crusader1234 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 hahaha... its very relevant. the point is, all the animals are still at the lion's meeting so the river is empty. its better when you say 'all the animals go to a convention' though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwNeD_byGoD Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 oh man these are freakin funny, the fact that you all know what to say after lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*AnCoRa33*~ Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Oh, the elephant and peach joke... They are both grey... except for the peach!!! *Ancora33 runs out as everyone starts booing her...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 [quote name='~*AnCoRa33*~' date='Jun 5 2004, 02:21 PM'] Oh, the elephant and peach joke... They are both grey... except for the peach!!! *Ancora33 runs out as everyone starts booing her...* [/quote] haha that was good! *grabs mic and gets comfy* looks like this is the thread for all my corny jokes! mmuwhaahhaa why was the mother kangaroo mad when it started raining outside? cuz the kids had to play inside!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 :wacko:s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*AnCoRa33*~ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 How do you sell a chicken to a dead man? Ya' say, "Do ya' wanna' buy a chicken?"!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*AnCoRa33*~ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 what did the duck say after checking out all his items at the store? Just put it on my bill!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 why did the cookie go to the bank? to get more dough!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 where do cows go on friday nights? to the moooooovies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 why did the chicken cross the road? to show a possum it can be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*AnCoRa33*~ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 How did the sand get wet? THE SEAWEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crackup: :crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Catherine Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Why did the fox look foxy? It combed its hair. :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ? Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it? Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 I am soooo confused!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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