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I'd also probably slip it into conversations unnecessarily.  Something like, 'oh, haha, yeah, I love Ross Douthat's article in The Times.  I just wish we had gone to Harvard at the same time!"

 

 

 

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Actually, I'd slip it in via false modesty.  "Well, I mean, that's the problem with our modern higher education system.  I mean, shorty after I left Harvard there was this big cheating scandal involving an entry level poly sci class.  So that goes to show how divorced our modern meritocratic system has become from actual learning."

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Topic split after a few PMs saying "you shouldn't even wait for Arfink or Ploomf to request it".  Had to agree.

 

I'd also probably slip it into conversations unnecessarily.  Something like, 'oh, haha, yeah, I love Ross Douthat's article in The Times.  I just wish we had gone to Harvard at the same time!"

 

The woman I grew up with who got her law degree at Harvard will never stop bringing it up in her quest to seem better than everyone else.  The key is to remind her how far in debt she is compared to me.

 

Sleep is for the weak.

 

Which may be why I saw 5am on my clock prior to my 6am alarm... My students think I have this boundless energy because I'm always moving about the room and trying to keep the conversation flowing, adding excitement to my voice as we discuss certain topics.  The energy is a lie, it's not a caffinated lie, but there are days that I rue giving up soda/pop and in the past few months, tea (never was a coffee drinker).

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Topic split after a few PMs saying "you shouldn't even wait for Arfink or Ploomf to request it".  Had to agree.

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Even if you didn't go to Harvard. ;)

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You are a gentleman and a scholar. Even if you didn't go to Harvard. ;)

Why thank you good sir, alas, not all of us might attend Harvard. ;)  Though I did go to the bookstore once!

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Why thank you good sir, alas, not all of us might attend Harvard. ;)  Though I did go to the bookstore once!

 

one time i bought a package of bic pens from the bookstore.

 

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On November 20, 2004 at the 121st Yale-Harvard game, 20 Yalies donned custom made “Harvard Pep Squad” t-shirts, applied enemy-red war paint on their faces, and set out to pull a prank on 1800 Harvard alumni. These brave Yalies passed out 1800 sheets of red and white construction paper in perfect order to the cheering, unsuspecting Harvard crowd. With 4:47 minutes left in the 2nd quarter, each member of the crowd raised their sheet of paper expecting to spell out “Go Harvard” as they had been told by the “Harvard Pep Squad.” Instead they spelled out in clear red letters: “We s-u-c-k.”

 

The sight caused dozens of stoic young Harvard men to spit port wine all over their smoking jackets.

 

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Yale admissions video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk[/media]

 

Harvard version of the above video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRF5-zdY8Q[/media]

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one time i bought a package of bic pens from the bookstore.

 

 

 

 

I spent more there than you sadly. :|  The bargain books area is pretty nice!

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Yale admissions video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk[/media]

 

Harvard version of the above video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRF5-zdY8Q[/media]

 

harvards was better. also all the crappy facilities were filmed at harvard.

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Yale admissions video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk[/media]

 

Harvard version of the above video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRF5-zdY8Q[/media]

 

hahaha the Yale one is so dorky. Also I thought the ability to dance was correlated with skin tone? I guess that might just be a racist stereotype.

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