CatholicsAreKewl Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'll marry you guys for free. #onlineministry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'll marry you guys for free. #onlineministry I'll do it for half what he'll charge and I'll through in an autographed shirtless photo of myself and a half drunk bottle of $3 wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicsAreKewl Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'll preside over your ceremony shirtless and let you both sign my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 You will laser engrave your love on each other's hearts. The reek of burning cardiac muscle will signify your eternal bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'll preside over your ceremony shirtless and let you both sign my chest. I'll let them take Tequila shots off me during the after party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'll let them take Tequila shots off me during the after party. I recommend this. His body chemistry lends a slight lime flavor to the beverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I recommend this. His body chemistry lends a slight lime flavor to the beverage. I also sweat a lot. So they wouldn't even have to bring salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Saves even more money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 AHHHHH CONGRATULATIONS! Thank you, but they haven't yet accepted The Sultan's kind offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Are blurry rings cheaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'm glad Arfink found someone who was not disturbed by his vestigial tail and the twin he absorbed, but whose face still peers blankly from betwixt his shoulder blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 If you go canoeing for your honeymoon, I recommend an extended and careful portage prior to putting in. This permits your muscles to warm up before the more strenuous act of rowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 (edited) If you go canoeing for your honeymoon, I recommend an extended and careful portage prior to putting in. This permits your muscles to warm up before the more strenuous act of rowing. My friend Todd has a canoe. He just throws his canoe in the water whenever he feels like it. No consideration at all. Sometimes, he doesn't even check to ensure that there is indeed water there. Once I came upon him vigorously rowing his canoe on dry land. I was like, 'hey, Todd, there's no body of water here.' He's such a goofball. Edited October 21, 2013 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilllabettt Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I also sweat a lot. So they wouldn't even have to bring salt. oh my stars ..... HELLO DRY HEAVES!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 My friend Todd has a canoe. He just throws his canoe in the water whenever he feels like it. No consideration at all. Sometimes, he doesn't even check to ensure that there is indeed water there. Once I came upon him vigorously rowing his canoe on dry land. I was like, 'hey, Todd, there's no body of water here.' He's such a goofball. Good way to wreck a canoe. I stripped the varnish off my oar and the canoe's hull, once. Some people think that means you're a hardcore canoer, but let me tell you, it's no picnic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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