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I'll marry you guys for free. #onlineministry

 

 

I'll do it for half what he'll charge and I'll through in an autographed shirtless photo of myself and a half drunk bottle of $3 wine.  

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You will laser engrave your love on each other's hearts. The reek of burning cardiac muscle will signify your eternal bond.

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I'll preside over your ceremony shirtless and let you both sign my chest.

 

 

I'll let them take Tequila shots off me during the after party.  

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I'll let them take Tequila shots off me during the after party.  

I recommend this. His body chemistry lends a slight lime flavor to the beverage.

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I recommend this. His body chemistry lends a slight lime flavor to the beverage.

 

 

I also sweat a lot.  So they wouldn't even have to bring salt.  

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I'm glad Arfink found someone who was not disturbed by his vestigial tail and the twin he absorbed, but whose face still peers blankly from betwixt his shoulder blades.

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If you go canoeing for your honeymoon, I recommend an extended and careful portage prior to putting in. This permits your muscles to warm up before the more strenuous act of rowing.

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If you go canoeing for your honeymoon, I recommend an extended and careful portage prior to putting in. This permits your muscles to warm up before the more strenuous act of rowing.

 

 

My friend Todd has a canoe.  He just throws his canoe in the water whenever he feels like it.  No consideration at all.  Sometimes, he doesn't even check to ensure that there is indeed water there.  Once I came upon him vigorously rowing his canoe on dry land.  I was like, 'hey, Todd, there's no body of water here.'  He's such a goofball.  

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My friend Todd has a canoe.  He just throws his canoe in the water whenever he feels like it.  No consideration at all.  Sometimes, he doesn't even check to ensure that there is indeed water there.  Once I came upon him vigorously rowing his canoe on dry land.  I was like, 'hey, Todd, there's no body of water here.'  He's such a goofball.  

Good way to wreck a canoe. I stripped the varnish off my oar and the canoe's hull, once. Some people think that means you're a hardcore canoer, but let me tell you, it's no picnic.

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