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ChristinaTherese

Become a Franciscan friar. Shave your head.

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The Franciscan Friars of the Immaculate

 

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a Franciscan Friar of the Renewal

 

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a Franciscan Brother Minor

 

 

After all, the Franciscans are the only ones amesome enough to decorate a church with skulls and other bones from dead friars.

 

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No point growing a beard if you can't use it to get chicks.  

 

Fantastic. The Eastern churches can always use more good, bearded priests.

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The Bus Station

What now? 

 

Use it to your full advantage, i.e. sculpt it, shape it, plan your outfits around it.  A beard is a terrible thing to waste, hermano.

 

Bonus:  you will feel like you "fit in" at Whole Foods!

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GeorgiiMichael

Wrestle a bear. If you win, you are allowed to keep your beard. If you lose, you're dead.

 

There are no other options.

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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

men with beard and hair: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWrsCFJFNJA

Grow long hair as well, if your short-haired...It would be very male of you to grow long hair.

 

 

Only shave your head if you make a vow to

 God. It's optional though and not to be argued about, in saint pauls famouse okays degrees.

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