xTrishaxLynnx Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I say some of those already mentioned, but also: Good grief! Cheese and crackers. Crud. Oh my lanta (but sometimes "oh my goodness" or "oh my gosh" if I'm catching myself from almost saying what I hear and read hundreds of times a day.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 笨蛋 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I learned this one from a religious sister: "And if you don't like it, you can kiss my stinkin' FOOT!" In place of oh my goodness (don't blasphemy), I use Marian titles - another trick I learned from a different sister in the same order: - Sweet (or Holy) mother of justice! - Sweet (or Holy) mother of mercy! - Certain titles like QUEEN. OF. HEAVEN. can be used if you practice the emphasis. My grandmother used to exclaim, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, and all the saints in heaven!" She explained that she wasn't taking the Lord's name in vain, she was reciting a small litany. Merciful Father. Hopefully that isn't taking the Lord's name in vain if you at least remember who it is you are referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungDevout Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 When I was little, I said a bad word and mother said "Don't say that. Say something like "Well, spots!" So everytime someone mentions substitutes I think "Well, spots!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 My dad says "Sonamabast" also, "Fa Nahbluh" Which is gutter Italian for "Go to Naples" which is a euphemism for "Go to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Who are you? 滚开 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Spoilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Years Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I try to just clamp my mouth shut and grunt. And/or engage in moderate fist-pounding. Followed by an Oh God Help Me (not to swear). :bomb: :locked: :noevil: :shutup: :censored: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartermia Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 my grandmother says shift. I have started somewhat to say that, I spend so much time with her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 "Mother of pearl" is a good one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary+Immaculate<3 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzKvNMgQy0M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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