CrossCuT Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Frack. From Battlestar Galactica. Gorram. From Firefly. My personal favorite is just "monkeys." You have that hard consonant in the middle to get your emotions out, and can easily slide into it from the m and n. It's satisfying and completely irreligious. :) I was going to mention these two. Fellow nerd beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Turducken! "Turducken is a dish consisting of a de-boned chicken stuffed into a de-boned duck, which is in turn stuffed into a de-boned turkey. The word turducken is a portmanteau of turkey, duck, and chicken." (Wikipedia, "Turkucken") Overrated IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Turducken! "Turducken is a dish consisting of a de-boned chicken stuffed into a de-boned duck, which is in turn stuffed into a de-boned turkey. The word turducken is a portmanteau of turkey, duck, and chicken." (Wikipedia, "Turkucken") Overrated IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) Obviously, you have strong feelings about my strong language, Nihil! You said TURDUCKEN TWICE!!!!! :horrors!: But sometimes things that are just ... turduckened up! (And I know a few people and things that really ARE like a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey! -- don't you?) EmilyAnn, now that I think of it, my husband's grandmother used to say "Santa Maria Benedetta!' (Holy Blessed Mary!) a lot! Throwing up her hands and looking to the heavens in mock supplication. It was really funny coming out of a 90+ year old lady. Kind of like 'Holy Mother Macree," which is what my mother's mother used to say! Edited October 14, 2013 by AnneLine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysophylax Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Somehow in our family, some of my siblings started using 'carp' (because Mom objected to a similar word with the a and r swapped), and then that turned into 'carp-it' or 'carpet!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Mork used to say "Sahzbat!" as a substitute for a bodily function. In Italy, "Madonna" is sort of standard as a response to bad news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilllabettt Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Substitutions only work for me if I can use them to catch myself after the launch sequence has started. E.g.: I miss my train and go: Oh shhhhh---------ugar. or I stub my toe and say: God! bless America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartermia Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 dag gone it... or maybe I am the only one who says this since I am from the great state of KY! Go WILDCATS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Sweet mercy Or For the love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytherese Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 I knew a group of girls in college who would say, "You're such a batch...of cookies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bus Station Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Jingle bell rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinaSt.Cecilia2772 Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 My roommate and I say these two alot: Dang Flabbit Joe Rabbit and Cheese and Rice (Instead of Jesus Christ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Shazbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 For me, the problem is not in the vowels but in the intention. I agree. That's why I typically don't use substitutes. :) "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I always say "chocolate sauce!" when I'm at work lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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