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PhuturePriest

October 6th is my 17th birthday and nobody has mentioned this, I've been mysteriously gone for a week and will continue to be so for another, and I've yet to see one thread about how miserable your lives are without me. What the hell?

Get out of your shells for five seconds and smell the roses: the greatest person you know is becoming of age in the Wizarding world in 10 minutes and you won't see him again until Saturday after tomorrow morning.

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we should have offered you a big sleep over where we can all chat, do your hair and make up and play dress up.  sorry, we will try to remember next year. :sorry:

 

almost forgot to add we can also have some of this :cake:

 

and we can all do this also as we sing to you :banana:

 

and then we will be thirsty so this would be a good idea :drpepper:

 

and finally we can all have a ...  :goodnight:

 

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365 (or is it 366?) days until Miles is an adult.  This is really scary.  

 

But we are VERRRRY excited for you!!!!!!

 

 

And next year (or some subsequent year!) you can come and celebrate on MOUNT SAN BRUNO in California (St. Bruno, Oct. 6!).... and I'll fix you a special dinner... I live there!

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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

Happy B'day FuturePriest, May the Lord bless and keep you with and in faith,hope,love,courage,patience and peace. And i think there have been a few missing for a week or so, i thought i had killed phatmass and i was very sad, but hopeful that someone could be resuscitate it. Happy B'day Buh(bro) in Christ.

 

Jesus iz LORD.

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ContemporaryCaflicCrusader

When I first read the title of the thread I had thought you had looked in a mirror again.  In any case happy birthday.  May you be ninja enough to avoid those spankings, but you may want to get as many pinches as you can take.  :-P

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I hope you had a wonderful birthday full of joy, sunshine, and people who love you more than the ingrates of Phatmass.

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Happy birthday.  Soon you will have to join the miserable world of adulthood, which is punishment enough for any child.

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