Hey, This Is A Story With A Quirky Ending

[Nihil Obstat]

Hasan walked by a seminary and stopped to ask directions to the "Long Tuc Day Spa" became: Hasan spent a retreat weekend at the seminary became: Hasan was a seminarian became: Hasan used to be a priest.

Became: Hasan used to be an extremely hawkish and possibly gay cardinal.

[Aloysius]

Now, this is a story all about how
Hasan's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he prayed a rosary by a church in the fresh air

In west Phatmass born and raised
On the phorum was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And arguing it up with anarchist and libertarian fools
When a couple of thoughts who were up to some good
Started popping up near the Church in his neighborhood
He got in one nostalgic moment and Mary gave him a dare
She said 'You're praying the rosary till I make it disappear into thin air'

 

[PhuturePriest]

 

Now, this is a story all about how
Hasan's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he prayed a rosary by a church in the fresh air

In west Phatmass born and raised
On the phorum was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And arguing it up with anarchist and libertarian fools
When a couple of thoughts who were up to some good
Started popping up near the Church in his neighborhood
He got in one nostalgic moment and Mary gave him a dare
She said 'You're praying the rosary till I make it disappear into thin air'

 

 

This is pretty good -- for a Libertarian, that is.

[4588686]

Found it

[Lilllabettt]

were you looking for it? Or was it an "accident" (miracle)

 

This is a trick question, btw.

[4588686]

were you looking for it? Or was it an "accident" (miracle)

 

This is a trick question, btw.

I refuse to answer on the advice of counsel.  

[Vincent Vega]

Do you really think losing the rosary was a coincidence? She made it pretty clear that she's trying to ignore you. 

The Mater Dei rejection hotline, if you will.

[r2Dtoo]

I found fantasy football the other day. I think I'll make it my new religion.