Aloysius Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 after careful detective work in the carrying out of my moderator duties, it has come to my attention that the Lame Board has been, for quite some time, a means of covert communication for all ranges of criminals, terrorists, communists, and all sorts of secret illuminati-connected secret societies. What has seemed like pointless nonsense on these threads is actually an elaborate code through which these criminals talk to each other planning their dastardly plots and sharing secret information. But I need your help! I have been unable to identify all the suspects or crack their code... please go through all phatmass communications on the lameboard and identify which nonsensical lame postings may contain secret messages, and offer your best guess for what they mean. Phatmass Intelligence has so far been unable to develop an accurate decoder ring, as the codes seem far too sophisticated, coming off clearly as nothing but cliques, lame posts, and general nonsense... but we know better, there's something sinister going on here! So I hereby call upon all loyal patriotic phatmassers to sniff out the secret messages and report them back to this thread with your best attempt at decoding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Aloysius is a ch,ump bee lee dat, phoo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 Aloysius is a ch,ump bee lee dat, phoo' I designate MIkolbe as suspect x for the mastermind behind the plots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I designate MIkolbe as suspect x for the mastermind behind the plots. What happened to suspects a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, and w? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 This thread could explain why Comcast contacted me a few months ago to find out why I was talking with people all over the country. Now that I think of it... all of 'em were connected thru Phatmass..... Maybe there is something to this, Al... from one AL to another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 And... then there is that FLYLady stuff on my Random thread. secret code, undoubtedly, and both FlyLady and AnneLine are in fact dangerous, master criminals. Yes, you must be right... I am trying to brainwash everyone.... and get 'em to move in lockstep, sweeping porches and washing dishes is a code Truly terrifying..... :evil: :brutebeast: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 And then... there was the book competition..... and the ARTWORK in connection with the book thread... oh dear..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 What happened to suspects a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, and w? that's classified. even asking that question has placed you on a phatmass watch list, we're watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysophylax Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 So, who do you think is buying Dust's silence? I can't believe he would be ignorant of this criminal networking on his site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheresaThoma Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 :popcorn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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truthfinder Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Darnit Aloysius, you forgot the Jesuits - who are really behind everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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