Reasons I Would Like To Be The Opposite Sex

[Lil Red]

Men will never have to buy tampons or pads.

 

my husband buys them for me if I need them. and he's not embarrassed either. to his way of thinking, "at least I have a woman to buy these for" LOL 

[CrossCuT]

my husband buys them for me if I need them. and he's not embarrassed either. to his way of thinking, "at least I have a woman to buy these for" LOL 

 

Maybe I should have changed it to men will never have to USE them haha

[InPersonaChriste]

I could pee standing up,

 

I could grow a beard..

 

 

[Winchester]

boobies

[CrossCuT]

Men kinda have half books. When youre developing in the womb you start to grow them until the Y comes in and say "Jk, change of plans."

Thats why men have nipples.

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

Men kinda have half books. When youre developing in the womb you start to grow them until the Y comes in and say "Jk, change of plans."

Thats why men have nipples.

 

You're born with the Y or not.  

 

Wanting to be the opposite sex is...  dangerous and silly.  

[CrossCuT]

Oh thats not what I mean!

Im just saying in the early stages of growth the hormones that dominate development mostly come from the X chromosome until a certain point when the Y is turned on. Thats every watered down but thats basically what happens.

 

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

Oh thats not what I mean!

Im just saying in the early stages of growth the hormones that dominate development mostly come from the X chromosome until a certain point when the Y is turned on. Thats every watered down but thats basically what happens.

 

Ooh I see.  I don't know a lot about science.  

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

http://www.bitrebels.com/entertainment-2/this-is-why-men-die-before-women-14-pics/  Hilarious and I still want to be a man cause biting the dust faster is a good thing.  

[Lil Red]

You're born with the Y or not.  

 

Wanting to be the opposite sex is...  dangerous and silly.  

 

[YoungDevout]

I'm honestly really happy I'm a girl, yeah, guys may have somethings easier..but..I'm thankful that I'm a girl.

Edited October 17, 2013 by YoungDevout

[4588686]

I'd never have to deal with menses again!

[ContemporaryCaflicCrusader]

 

Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.

I censored this some genious did us the favor.  

[4588686]

 

 

Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

 

 

 

 

The condescending tone of all the previous hints would probably explain 'the headaches.'

[Nihil Obstat]

Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
I censored this some genious did us the favor.

The guy who wrote this is not married... And probably should not hold his breath.