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Reasons I Would Like To Be The Opposite Sex


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I do not know one guy who wishes they had soft skin.

 

As a guy who has lost finger tactility and sensation due to rough skin in the past, I disagree.

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As a guy who has lost finger tactility and sensation due to rough skin in the past, I disagree.

 

You disagree that I don't know a guy who wishes they had soft skin? Weird.

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when you're a guy, no one argues about whether it's better for you to stay home and take care of the kids or work outside the home. 

 

Easy discussion. If you actually have any desire to work outside the home, you are a horrible mom or you would be a horrible mom and shouldn't bother having kids or getting married.

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Men look better/most distinguished when they get older.

 

Women look more... old? when they get older.

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Men look better/most distinguished when they get older.

 

Women look more... old? when they get older.

 

Tell that to her:

 

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- Other than your face, you don't HAVE to shave half your body if you don't want to

- My husband eats whatever and doesn't gain an ounce!

- Taller

- Less likely to get scoliosis than girls 

- These flippin emotions...how can I turn them off?

- Never have to be pregnant (this might be a minus to some, but the idea of pregnancy sounds awful to me)

- Don't EVER have to wax/shape eyebrows

- Can make two pairs of shoes work for nearly every outfit

- No make up, ever

 

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I could carry a handbag which I could put all my cool tech toys in with no one questioning my masculinity (Man bags are for sissies.  Kinda sucks, but it's true).

 

If I didn't possess a Y chromosome, I probably wouldn't have my unfortunate unibrow that I have to shave every day. 

 

In spite of those two things however, I would still choose to be a man if I was ever given a choice.

 

 

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I could carry a handbag which I could put all my cool tech toys in with no one questioning my masculinity (Man bags are for sissies.  Kinda smells of elderberries, but it's true).

 

If I didn't possess a Y chromosome, I probably wouldn't have my unfortunate unibrow that I have to shave every day. 

 

In spite of those two things however, I would still choose to be a man if I was ever given a choice.

You do have one solution.

 

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I could carry a handbag which I could put all my cool tech toys in with no one questioning my masculinity (Man bags are for sissies.  Kinda smells of elderberries, but it's true).

 

If I didn't possess a Y chromosome, I probably wouldn't have my unfortunate unibrow that I have to shave every day. 

 

In spite of those two things however, I would still choose to be a man if I was ever given a choice.

 

Unibrow: try plucking, threading (see a pro), or waxing. Results will last longer. Not recommended for the thicker facial hear in the beard/mustache region.

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