Jump to content
An Old School Catholic Message Board

Reasons I Would Like To Be The Opposite Sex


Lil Red

Recommended Posts

You really shouldn't admit that where anyone can hear you. :|

 

Another reason I would like to be the opposite sex: you can pluck your eyebrows and take care of your appearance without being scrutinized.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

AccountDeleted

If I were a guy I could either have a wife to take care of me, or become a priest - both really fine options! :)

 

But seriously, the no periods and the peeing without squatting have to be the numero unos. When I was on the Camino I would watch a guy walk a little way from the path, with his back to everyone and just pee against a tree or bush, and then walk on. I had to go far enough away in the bushes not to be seen, either take off backpack or try to squat while wearing it (and risk getting stinging nettles and other hazards in delicate places) and then try to get my slacks back up without falling over... I think I could handle a dirty public toilet -- it can't be much worse than a dirty female public toilet -- where some ladies can't seem to find the bin for their monthly necessities!

 

I love being a woman, don't get me wrong, but sometimes the grass looks greener over there ... :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If I were a guy I could either have a wife to take care of me, or become a priest - both really fine options! :)

 

But seriously, the no periods and the peeing without squatting have to be the numero unos. When I was on the Camino I would watch a guy walk a little way from the path, with his back to everyone and just pee against a tree or bush, and then walk on. I had to go far enough away in the bushes not to be seen, either take off backpack or try to squat while wearing it (and risk getting stinging nettles and other hazards in delicate places) and then try to get my slacks back up without falling over... I think I could handle a dirty public toilet -- it can't be much worse than a dirty female public toilet -- where some ladies can't seem to find the bin for their monthly necessities!

 

I love being a woman, don't get me wrong, but sometimes the grass looks greener over there ... :)

 

I actually saw a study that said women's bathrooms were on average dirtier than men's bathrooms. Booyah.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

- Girls are just really amesome and I've always thought that.

Not true.

 

- Girls generally naturally smell nice.

Not true.

 

- Girls have amazingly soft skin. Guys go on and on about it because it's amesome and we wish we could have soft skin like that.

I do not know one guy who wishes they had soft skin.

 

- Girls can shave all their leg hair off (I wish I could do this, but the ridicule is too high a risk).

Michael Phelps.

 

- Girls have a better chance of getting married than guys do.

Pfft. Yeah, guys with no game.

 

- Girls are naturally more mature.

Not true, back to you, no take backs.

 

- Girls can cuddle with each other without being automatically labeled as gay.

Straight men have no desire to cuddle... with either sex.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

'Cause then I could be a DSMME!! 

 

Here I go ...

 

"Cause then at my age I could be accepted easily into a seminary.  Or at worst case, Pope John XXIII"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And just to be clear, I am assuming (as I assume we all are assuming) that the number one reason that women would want to be men is so they could have a beard--which is the number one reason men want to be men. I just wanted to clarify that that point was already assumed to be true, so what we are really discussing here is the #2 reason and below.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

AccountDeleted

And just to be clear, I am assuming (as I assume we all are assuming) that the number one reason that women would want to be men is so they could have a beard--which is the number one reason men want to be men. I just wanted to clarify that that point was already assumed to be true, so what we are really discussing here is the #2 reason and below.

 

 

Of course, long beards are necessary for the comb over! :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And just to be clear, I am assuming (as I assume we all are assuming) that the number one reason that women would want to be men is so they could have a beard--which is the number one reason men want to be men. I just wanted to clarify that that point was already assumed to be true, so what we are really discussing here is the #2 reason and below.

 

true story: if I was a guy, I'd rock a seriously awesome mustache. ;) 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...