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Reasons I Would Like To Be The Opposite Sex


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- In my experience, women are always chosen for matters that require thinking because people assume they are smarter.

- Not being able to lift 2,000 pounds won't get you ridicule from men.

- You get to have mature conversations at much earlier ages (Which is why I'm friends with girls. I'd rather talk about your day than Call of Duty).

- Making fun of boys is encouraged, whereas if boys make fun of girls it's considered sexist.

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  1. No-one would accuse me of only pretending to like things like video games
  2. If a guy is upset, no-one says "you're probably just hormonal"
  3. Invitations to formal events wouldn't mean "hmmm, will anyone there have seen me in this dress already or do I have to buy a new one"
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You don't have to worry about doing fun things that would be immodest in a skirt. Like climbing a tree or sitting crosslegged. 

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Grey hair would look distinguished... not old.

 

People would go out of their way to fix ME nice meals.

 

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You don't have to worry about doing fun things that would be immodest in a skirt. Like climbing a tree or sitting crosslegged. 

 

I dunno... I think men are pretty immodest doing those things in a skirt too...

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the peeing standing up thing is probs on my top 5, maybe my top 1.

 

Men aren't expected to put their appearance in their top priorities.

 

They can lift things, open things, and jump over things.

 

 

 

 

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I had a guy in high school ask me why I didnt purchase a more expensive purse....????????

As a woman is it vital that I be in fashion 100% of the time and spend a certain percentage of my income to accomplish this?

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I'm surprized that a lady hasn't mentioned the obvious ... the good thing about being a guy is not having to worry about monthly p-stuff (pain, emotions, etc.). :)

 

I'm also thinking about going through labor ... guys don't do that.  They participate in creating but not actually having the child. :) 

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You can lift heavy stuff and not have you teachers go "Just put it on the floor will get one of the guys to do it."

 

And then you show up the guys by carrying 2 times what they carried!!! :hehe:

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Super-short or bald hair is sexy.

 

If this was true, going bald at a young age (Teens or early twenties) wouldn't be the fear of men everywhere.

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