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Reasons I Would Like To Be The Opposite Sex


Lil Red

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--nobody would ask me the state of my uterus

 

--I could pee standing up

 

add your own reasons why you would rather be the opposite sex of what you are now (keep it clean please). 

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I don't actually think it would be nice to be a woman. As for peeing while standing... have you been in a men's bathroom lately? Yeah. The only reason you'd want to be able to do it that way is because you want to be as far away from the mess all over the wall and floor as possible, because the last 10 guys didn't bother to aim.

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huge advantage to being able to pee standing up - helpful on camping trips, car trips, in the middle of the forest. Way easier in the summertime to go to the bathroom. 

 

that reminds me!

 

-modesty standards are less for guys than girls. 

-guys can wear trousers/jeans and not be harassed for doing so. 

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Bahaha! This thread makes me laugh as well as cry because I can already think of quite a few things...   :|

 

 

 

- Guys pantaloons sizes have much more customization...they are categorized by waist size as well as length. Us ladies have fit our curves (or absence there of) into whatever the eff the brand decides is common for our height. They never match for me.

 

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You're right about the aiming problem.... but only 'cause guys are too vain to wear their danged glasses!!!!!

 

A lot easier for guys to get the right hair style each time, too.....

 

 

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Its always assumed that the girl has the better memory for big events than the male in the relationship. Its awkward when thats not true.

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when you're a guy, no one argues about whether it's better for you to stay home and take care of the kids or work outside the home. 

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Having any thoughts related to this topic automatically designates you as a feminist and therefore your opinion doesnt matter because youre just a feminist.

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PhuturePriest

- Girls are just really awesome and I've always thought that.

- Being short isn't an issue because you can just wear high heels, and it's expected of you to be shorter than the guy anyway (Not a plus if you're particularly tall, but that doesn't apply in my 5'5" case).

- Girls generally naturally smell nice.

- Girls have amazingly soft skin. Guys go on and on about it because it's awesome and we wish we could have soft skin like that.

- Girls can shave all their leg hair off (I wish I could do this, but the ridicule is too high a risk).

- Girls have a better chance of getting married than guys do.

- Girls are naturally more mature.

- Girls can cuddle with each other without being automatically labeled as gay.

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