What Is Wrong With People?

[PhuturePriest]

*Adult themes*

So, today I was serving food at a big concert called the Southwest Country Fest. It's basically a place for 5,000 cowboys to congregate and drink obscene amounts of beer as they watch bands play. Anyway, around 11:00 PM I went into the car to relax since we weren't busy. I got bored and started singing Sanctuary (Take note of that detail), and around 11:15 I noticed two fully grown adults standing two feet away from me making out. I took out my phone and texted Kate about the nastiness of it, and a minute later I looked up. Apparently, in the one minute it took to make and send that message, their make-out session had progressed to sex. This wasn't a parking lot; it was within the event (Though at a slightly concealed spot). They were standing up without pants on in the middle of the whole thing. I questioned what I should do for a while until finally a whole twenty minutes later the sheriff arrived.

This brings me to my question: what is wrong with people? They knew I was right there. I was in the car two feet away with a phone glaring at my face as I was singing a song about being pure and holy. I was a little hard to miss.

Edited August 25, 2013 by FuturePriest387

[PhuturePriest]

Double threads are fascinating.

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

Ew

[Lil Red]

I would have just left and got the sheriff right away. That's indecent exposure at the least.

[brandelynmarie]

Probably way too much of a good thing....alcohol!

[BG45]

I would have just left and got the sheriff right away. That's indecent exposure at the least.

 

Which also in most jurisdictions means they'd now be sex offenders.  To build on your "at least".

[Anastasia13]

Meth?

[HisChildForever]

Which also in most jurisdictions means they'd now be sex offenders.  To build on your "at least".

 

Was just about to post this.

[Anomaly]

*Adult themes*
I noticed two fully grown adults standing two feet away from me making ut pantaloons on in the middle of the whole thing. I questioned what I should do for a while until finally a whole twenty minutes later the sheriff arrived.

This brings me to my question: what is wrong with people? They knew I was right there. I was in the car two feet away with a phone glaring at my face as I was singing a song about being pure and holy. I was a little hard to miss.

So you watched for twenty minutes?

What's wrong with you?

[4588686]

20 minutes standing and drunk is pretty good.  I know some guys, not me, who'd have trouble with just like one or two minutes but that's just because they're focused on my important things and those other guys are just stupid jocks so why even worry about them.  

 

 

Right?  :unsure:

[CatholicsAreKewl]

*Adult themes*

So, today I was serving food at a big concert called the Southwest Country Fest. It's basically a place for 5,000 cowboys to congregate and drink obscene amounts of beer as they watch bands play. Anyway, around 11:00 PM I went into the car to relax since we weren't busy. I got bored and started singing Sanctuary (Take note of that detail), and around 11:15 I noticed two fully grown adults standing two feet away from me making out. I took out my phone and texted Kate about the nastiness of it, and a minute later I looked up. Apparently, in the one minute it took to make and send that message, their make-out session had progressed to sex. This wasn't a parking lot; it was within the event (Though at a slightly concealed spot). They were standing up without pantaloons on in the middle of the whole thing. I questioned what I should do for a while until finally a whole twenty minutes later the sheriff arrived.

This brings me to my question: what is wrong with people? They knew I was right there. I was in the car two feet away with a phone glaring at my face as I was singing a song about being pure and holy. I was a little hard to miss.

 

Hahahaha, there's something beautiful about that. They're living like Adam and Eve. Maybe they're holier than you are, Miles.
 

[Basilisa Marie]

They were probably drunk, didn't care, and maybe thought it'd be exciting to be exhibitionists.  But lots of beer + cowboys? Yeah, doesn't surprise me at all. 

[PhuturePriest]

So you watched for twenty minutes?

What's wrong with you?

 

I glanced for a moment and then looked away creeped out wondering to myself what I should do.

[PhuturePriest]

I would have just left and got the sheriff right away. That's indecent exposure at the least.

 

I wanted to, but I was kind of frozen and didn't know what to do. Getting the sheriff would have been best in hindsight.

[PhuturePriest]

They were probably drunk, didn't care, and maybe thought it'd be exciting to be exhibitionists.  But lots of beer + cowboys? Yeah, doesn't surprise me at all. 

 

Yeah... Last year, there were 3,000 people and they sold 10,000 cans of beer, not including the all-day tailgating they were doing in the parking lot. This year was pretty much the same, though things obviously got slightly more drastic. They have more security there than the JFK Airport, but you know why when stuff like this happens. I don't know why cowboys like to get so drunk they can't walk...