Amppax Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 This is one of the funnier things I've seen on Eye of the Tiber. It was a while ago. Enjoy Landmark Win For Individuals Who Experience And Act Upon An Exclusive Or Predominant Attraction Toward Persons Of The Same Sex JUNE 27, 2013 BY ADMIN FILED UNDER POLITICAL, UNCATEGORIZED 10 COMMENTS 5 Washington, DC––In a landmark win for thousands of people across America who suffer with and act upon homosexual tendencies, the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday ruled that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was unconstitutional. The ruling came as welcomed news to hundreds of people gathered outside the Supreme Court who may or may not have recently acted upon intrinsically evil homosexual acts that are contrary to the natural law. “I just can’t believe the day when I can marry my life-partner is almost here,†said gay rights activist Jonathan Turner who was just then in the process of being called to fulfill God’s will in his life and to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord’s Cross the difficulties he was encountering from his condition. 25-year-old Jade Stephans who travelled from San Francisco, and was being called by God to be strengthened by the virtues of self-mastery that teach her inner freedom and at times, by the support of disinterested friendship, by prayer and sacramental grace, so that she could gradually and resolutely approach Christian perfection, told reporters that she was overwhelmed by the decision. â€I’ve prayed and prayed for so many years for this day. This’ what God wants. I’m certain of it.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I dont find it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I dont find it funny Your face isn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Your face isn't funny. Correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Correct Unsurprising. I am always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 I dont find it funny Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_nine Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 1, 2013 Author Share Posted August 1, 2013 I don't get it. I think it's poking fun at the way Catholics often talk about homosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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