Winchester Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I'm in a serious relationship, but my partner publicly insults me. It is someone many of you know, but I don't want to say who, so I'll just refer to him as HASSAN THE HUGE STINKING DIRTPILE COME GET YOUR THINGS I STUCK YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN THE TOILET AND I SMASHED YOUR GAMEBOY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) Relationships can be trying. My partner 'Finfester' constantly succumbs to the sins of the flesh which makes me feel like he's uncommitted to our relationship and not willing to grow in holiness along with me. At first I tried just keeping him away from pictures of elephant feet but then he just finds videos on youtube of pie-eating contests. It's trying. Edited July 17, 2013 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Maybe you should blame your sister for showing up in the nun outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Don't you have your own thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Don't you have your own thread? When are you going to let me into your heart? Because if it's not happening then why don't you just admit it so we can both stop wasting your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 When are you going to let me into your heart? Because if it's not happening then why don't you just admit it so we can both stop wasting your time. :hijack: sorry... If you don't mind my asking, Hasan how did you get involved in Phatmass? I've been wondering about this. Because you're atheist and all, I was wondering how did you ever wind up joining? I mean, I can totally see now that you would stay, knowing everybody and being cool and everything, but how did you get started? Just ignore me though if you'd rather :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilisa Marie Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Phatmass after dark gets all kindsa weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilllabettt Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 its like nick at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 :hijack: sorry... If you don't mind my asking, Hasan how did you get involved in Phatmass? I've been wondering about this. Because you're atheist and all, I was wondering how did you ever wind up joining? I mean, I can totally see now that you would stay, knowing everybody and being cool and everything, but how did you get started? Just ignore me though if you'd rather :P Oh look, it's NOT HASSAN'S THREAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 :hijack: sorry... If you don't mind my asking, Hasan how did you get involved in Phatmass? I've been wondering about this. Because you're atheist and all, I was wondering how did you ever wind up joining? I mean, I can totally see now that you would stay, knowing everybody and being cool and everything, but how did you get started? Just ignore me though if you'd rather :P I opened an account back when I was a very devout Catholic and active on LifeTeen. Despite my trolling I'm very attached to Catholicism emotionally and I guessed I missed having a connection to the Catholic community so I opened a new account and began posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Oh look, it's NOT HASSAN'S THREAD! Yes it is. Every thread is my thread. I am the government. There is no spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I opened an account back when I was a very devout Catholic and active on LifeTeen. Despite my trolling I'm very attached to Catholicism emotionally and I guessed I missed having a connection to the Catholic community so I opened a new account and began posting. ok that makes total sense now thanks for explaining! you are cool btw :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 ok that makes total sense now thanks for explaining! you are cool btw :P Winchester's thread has, against his will, turned into a discussion about how great I am. Flawless victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Did you let his vodka get warm again? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Did you let his vodka get warm again? :cry: Thanks my vodka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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