Relationship Question: Significant Difference In Attractiveness

[4588686]

As some of you know I recently began began a relationship with another phatmasser.  I am in excellent shape and very handsome.  Many would compare me to a young Brad Pitt, only better looking.   My partner, let's call him/her 'Finfester,' is grotesquely obese, cross-eyed, bow-legged, violently xenophobic, and prone bed-wetting.  

 

Sometimes, as he/she is waddling next to me, I feel like society is judging our relationship.  

 

Are there any Novenas that could help me resolve the inner doubt I feel?  

 

 

 

[Lilllabettt]

2's should marry 2's. 10s should marry 10s. This is the order of the universe. Violators will be towed.

[4588686]

2's should marry 2's. 10s should marry 10s. This is the order of the universe. Violators will be towed.

 

 

I agree.  Also, Winfester's abnormally shrill, high-pitched voice is kind of grating.  

[Basilisa Marie]

If you feel embarrassed by your significant other, that's not a good thing.  Since when have you ever cared what society thinks? The only thing that matters is what you think.  

 

And I guarantee you that the less-conventionally-attractive significant other is completely aware of the disparity. 

 

Unless you're trolling.  

 

Then ponies. 

[4588686]

If you feel embarrassed by your significant other, that's not a good thing.  Since when have you ever cared what society thinks? The only thing that matters is what you think.  

 

And I guarantee you that the less-conventionally-attractive significant other is completely aware of the disparity. 

 

Unless you're trolling.  

 

Then ponies. 

 

 

That's true.  I need to get away.  It's very difficult to think around Finchester because of the constant, involuntary gurgling.  

[Chestertonian]

Must make for some interesting political conversations, though.

[franciscanheart]

I really wish you'd keep our relationship off of phatmass. :cry:

[Jesus_lol]

You too, Franciscan?

 

It seems Hasan gets around a lot more than he promised a certain party at a social gathering in november 2008. I suspect that unnamed party will be going in for testing soon.