4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) I'm in the process of considering purchasing a new bed. A friend directed me to this site: http://www.hotmalm.com/ But she has a weird IKEA fixation :hehe2: Any other suggestions? Also, what exactly is the difference between a malm and a bed? I'd google it but I recently broke both my hands and therefore can't type. Edited July 17, 2013 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggyie Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I'm in the process of considering purchasing a new bed. A friend directed me to this site:http://www.hotmalm.com/hotmalm/home/ But she has a weird IKEA fixation :hehe2: Any other suggestions? Also, what exactly is the difference between a malm and a bed? I'd google it but I recently broke both my hands and therefore can't type. A bed is a wooden or metal frame which, when combined with the appropriate support, can provide a good night's sleep. The bed may or may not be made of quality materials, but overall, it does its job. If you buy a decent mid-range brand, the bed could last you for many years, even your whole life! A MALM consists of pieces of particle board manufactured by Chinese wage slaves for IKEA. You will put the pieces of particle board together yourself. This will take 10 hours. Afterward, if you did it right, the MALM will resemble (at least in shape) the bed described above. The MALM will last 9-12 months and then turn to crap. These are the main differences between a bed and a MALM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Hey now, I bought the Hemnes frame and a memory foam mattress from IKEA two years ago. Best bed ever! It is made of solid wood and is soooo comfy. IKEA is awesome! I recommend it. (Of course, my husband put it together :hehe2: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 A bed is a wooden or metal frame which, when combined with the appropriate support, can provide a good night's sleep. The bed may or may not be made of quality materials, but overall, it does its job. If you buy a decent mid-range brand, the bed could last you for many years, even your whole life! A MALM consists of pieces of particle board manufactured by Chinese wage slaves for IKEA. You will put the pieces of particle board together yourself. This will take 10 hours. Afterward, if you did it right, the MALM will resemble (at least in shape) the bed described above. The MALM will last 9-12 months and then turn to croutons. These are the main differences between a bed and a MALM. Dear Maggie, Thank you for your thoughtful and informative post! I think that at this stage in my life it would make the most sense to purchase a bed since it would be difficult to assemble a MALM with two broken hands. Had I friends I suppose that I could solicit them for help but, alas, I don't. I'm just a young man alone in a dark apartment with two broken hands, fighting back tears of loneliness as I peck out this reply with my nose. Therefore, I will purchase a bed. Thank you again for your words of wisdom! -Sultan J. Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tufsoles Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Looks like a Hostel or Dorm room bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) I love you, Sassy Homosexual Friend! :kitten: Edited July 17, 2013 by MissyP89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Hasan you moron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) Hasan you moron! There should be a comma after 'Hassan,' fatty >( Edited July 17, 2013 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 There should be a comma after 'Hassan,' fatty >( Top Gear fb post reference, you moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Top Gear fb post reference, you moron. Ur not mkng any cents http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2013/05/woody-harrelson-im-an-anarchist-165139.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I recently broke both my hands and therefore can't type. Hasan, we care about you. You can tell us what really happened. Did Finfester break them because you are better looking and s/he was trying to bring you down to his/her uglyness level? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 Hasan, we care about you. You can tell us what really happened. Did Finfester break them because you are better looking and s/he was trying to bring you down to his/her uglyness level? Yes :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Yes :cry: Ardillacid is such a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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