StMichael Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Came across this site yesterday after searching for RC messageboards. I must admit I didn't expect a site like this to exist and am happy to have found it. As for me, I live in NYC, part of the RCIA team and our parish is hoping to revive the Youth Ministry program. From what I see here, you guys and gals seem to be mid-west based? Regardless, I'm happy to see so many discuss our faith with such life. StM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Welcome. This is also a board where we discuss my superiority. You do understand Phatmass stands for Phazzan@Mass yeah? Well, I am the leader of this board, and the spiritual leader of the New Catholic Church. Stick around for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StMichael Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote name='Phazzan' date='Jun 1 2004, 10:07 AM'] Welcome. This is also a board where we discuss my superiority. You do understand Phatmass stands for Phazzan@Mass yeah? Well, I am the leader of this board, and the spiritual leader of the New Catholic Church. Stick around for a while. [/quote] Thanks for the welcome, but could you please clarify "New Catholic Church" because I only know of the Roman Catholic Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 He's a little , ignore him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 And welcome by the way!!!!! I hope you stick around, we're not as weird as we look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote name='StMichael' date='Jun 1 2004, 10:11 AM'] Thanks for the welcome, but could you please clarify "New Catholic Church" because I only know of the Roman Catholic Church. [/quote] Back in 2001 I was walking through the forest when suddenly God appeared to me. It was the Father and the Son, glowing like angels right before my eyes. They gave me golden tablets and told me to re-establish the New Catholic Church, the same Church that Christ established, the Church that was destroyed by the Roman Catholic church sometime in the 4th century. They told me salvation only comes through the New Catholic Church, and all other believers go to spend eternity in hell with Satan, George W. Bush, and Barney the evil dinosaur. You must also believe I am the final prophet, the superior one, otherwise it's hell for you. You're welcome to join my cult anytime, however, there's a membership fee of $1000.00 dollars and you will be required to give up your house and land... to fund the Church of course. You may also be required to give up any sisters you may have, depending whether they are suited to my tasted or not. We, New Catholic Church adherent, believe polygamy is a holy institution. Now please recite the prayer of Phazzan: "I, (your name), ask forgiveness on behalf of the Lord for the sins I have committed, and I pledge my alleigence to the superior Phazzan and the New Catholic Church, please save me, and in return I will dedicate all possession I have, including my sisters if they are suited to his tastes, to superior Phazzan." Now before I get in trouble by God please realise I am just playing. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 siigh...... someone's had too much sugar...hit the chocolate there, Phazzan? He's hallucinating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StMichael Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote name='Phazzan' date='Jun 1 2004, 10:26 AM'] Back in 2001 I was walking through the forest when suddenly God appeared to me. It was the Father and the Son, glowing like angels right before my eyes. They gave me golden tablets and told me to re-establish the New Catholic Church, the same Church that Christ established, the Church that was destroyed by the Roman Catholic church sometime in the 4th century. They told me salvation only comes through the New Catholic Church, and all other believers go to spend eternity in hell with Satan, George W. Bush, and Barney the evil dinosaur. You must also believe I am the final prophet, the superior one, otherwise it's hell for you. You're welcome to join my cult anytime, however, there's a membership fee of $1000.00 dollars and you will be required to give up your house and land... to fund the Church of course. You may also be required to give up any sisters you may have, depending whether they are suited to my tasted or not. We, New Catholic Church adherent, believe polygamy is a holy institution. Now please recite the prayer of Phazzan: "I, (your name), ask forgiveness on behalf of the Lord for the sins I have committed, and I pledge my alleigence to the superior Phazzan and the New Catholic Church, please save me, and in return I will dedicate all possession I have, including my sisters if they are suited to his tastes, to superior Phazzan." Now before I get in trouble by God please realise I am just playing. Welcome. [/quote] You're in the advertising business too I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Phazzan is crazy, it is best to leave him to his own devices. Welcome, this is a Catholic website which is, as you will see, 100% faithful to the magisterium, so ignore that "New Catholic Church" thing...Phazzan was just trying in his crazy world to make himself the pope of his own little church. Most of us here are only slightly crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote name='VeraMaria' date='Jun 1 2004, 10:28 AM'] siigh...... someone's had too much sugar...hit the chocolate there, Phazzan? He's hallucinating... [/quote] Chocolate is forbidden VeraMaria, as are all things pleasurable. REPENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 You really need an avatar Phazzan (and a life??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 1 2004, 10:31 AM'] Phazzan is crazy, it is best to leave him to his own devices. Welcome, this is a Catholic website which is, as you will see, 100% faithful to the magisterium, so ignore that "New Catholic Church" thing...Phazzan was just trying in his crazy world to make himself the pope of his own little church. Most of us here are only slightly crazy. [/quote] Nice tactics Raphael, bait him, then hook, line and sinker. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 1 2004, 12:31 PM'] Phazzan is crazy, it is best to leave him to his own devices. Welcome, this is a Catholic website which is, as you will see, 100% faithful to the magisterium, so ignore that "New Catholic Church" thing...Phazzan was just trying in his crazy world to make himself the pope of his own little church. Most of us here are only slightly crazy. [/quote] sliiightly....in a good way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StMichael Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 VeraMaria, Raphael thanks for the welcome. No worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 [quote] sliiightly....in a good way....[/quote] Oh, of course, slightly crazy in a good way, naturally. So who wants some of my fried squirrel with cranberry and hollandaise sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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