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How To Get Rid Of A Hippie In 5 Days


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CatholicsAreKewl

1. Fill your fridge with GM foods.

2. Post pictures of George Bush all over your house (especially in the room it's sleeping in).

3. Hide all of its Joss sticks.

4. Make reaganomics the major topic of every mealtime discussion.

5. Replace its weed with oregano.

6. Put parental controls on every channel except Fox News and the Blaze.

7. Allow a highschool Slayer coverband to practice in your living room.

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franciscanheart

1. Fill your fridge with GM foods.
2. Post pictures of George Bush all over your house (especially in the room it's sleeping in).
3. Hide all of its Joss sticks.
4. Make reaganomics the major topic of every mealtime discussion.
5. Replace its weed with oregano.
6. Put parental controls on every channel except Fox News and the Blaze.
7. Allow a highschool Slayer coverband to practice in your living room.

:huh: What hippie watches TV?
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CatholicsAreKewl

:huh: What hippie watches TV?

 

Good point. You guys might need some duct tape.

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GMO food. 

 

If a hippie's got the munchies, even GMO food is munchable.

 

 

Clear out the pantry.

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