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PhuturePriest

Dear Google Ads that appear on the side of my screen,

 

Thank you for your generosity and thoughtfulness. However, I have no need for Always Infinity Maxi Pads at this time, even though they are "The pad that has everyone actually talking about pads". I realize my recent searches of martial arts weapons, belts and uniforms may have confused you about my gender, but I assure you that I am indeed fully male.

 

Thank you for your time.

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Nihil Obstat

Rats, I was hoping this was going to be about all the lonely singles IN YOUR AREA who are DYING TO MEET YOU!

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PhuturePriest

Rats, I was hoping this was going to be about all the lonely singles IN YOUR AREA who are DYING TO MEET YOU!

 

Oh, I get those so often that I've forgotten about their existence.

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Nihil Obstat

Oh, I get those so often that I've forgotten about their existence.

I guess they are not as lonely as I have been led to believe then.
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PhuturePriest

I guess they are not as lonely as I have been led to believe then.

 

Indeed.

 

So we should totally have an epic conversation about karate sometime. If you ask me I'll even do the kata I had to make in thirty seconds for you. :P

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Nihil Obstat

Indeed.

So we should totally have an epic conversation about karate sometime. If you ask me I'll even do the kata I had to make in thirty seconds for you. :P


I am actually surprised I have not seen it posted here yet. :smile3:
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I posted the following to Facebook about ten minutes ago, before I had read this thread. Ads are really getting oppresive these days. (Be forewarned: Slight strong language ahead.) 

 

 

Dear Facebook,

When I hid my most recent ad, you popped up and said, "To help us show you a better ad, tell us what you like."

First of all, there's no such thing as "a better ad" - that's a contradiction in terms.
...
Second of all, what I would like is for you and your ad to eat sh*t and die.

Can you arrange that with little pop-up messages?

 

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PhuturePriest

I am actually surprised I have not seen it posted here yet. :smile3:

 

Hahaha, I'm actually a little more reserved about karate. Out of all the things I do, I'm best at karate. Every black belt I've known has always told me I have a rare talent for it. That being said, I don't like doing karate in front of a lot of people. :P People just don't understand it, particularly Americans. If there aren't flips and gymnastics being done, they're bored and don't think you are that good. I'm not going to waste my time trying to impress people when they think karate is something that it's not. When you tell them that they don't believe you, of course, but what do you know, having actually dedicated yourself to it? They've seen the movies! :P

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PhuturePriest

I think the computer read my above post, because I just got a link for a geek dating site...

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Nihil Obstat

You should check out reddit.com/r/karate. You would fit in well. But exercise caution on that site, like most of the internet.

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