PhuturePriest Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Dear Google Ads that appear on the side of my screen, Thank you for your generosity and thoughtfulness. However, I have no need for Always Infinity Maxi Pads at this time, even though they are "The pad that has everyone actually talking about pads". I realize my recent searches of martial arts weapons, belts and uniforms may have confused you about my gender, but I assure you that I am indeed fully male. Thank you for your time. Edited May 31, 2013 by FuturePriest387 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 :lol: Silly google! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Rats, I was hoping this was going to be about all the lonely singles IN YOUR AREA who are DYING TO MEET YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Rats, I was hoping this was going to be about all the lonely singles IN YOUR AREA who are DYING TO MEET YOU! Oh, I get those so often that I've forgotten about their existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Oh, I get those so often that I've forgotten about their existence. I guess they are not as lonely as I have been led to believe then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 I guess they are not as lonely as I have been led to believe then. Indeed. So we should totally have an epic conversation about karate sometime. If you ask me I'll even do the kata I had to make in thirty seconds for you. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Indeed. So we should totally have an epic conversation about karate sometime. If you ask me I'll even do the kata I had to make in thirty seconds for you. :P I am actually surprised I have not seen it posted here yet. :smile3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Google thinks I am looking for elderly singles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I posted the following to Facebook about ten minutes ago, before I had read this thread. Ads are really getting oppresive these days. (Be forewarned: Slight strong language ahead.) Dear Facebook, When I hid my most recent ad, you popped up and said, "To help us show you a better ad, tell us what you like." First of all, there's no such thing as "a better ad" - that's a contradiction in terms....Second of all, what I would like is for you and your ad to eat sh*t and die. Can you arrange that with little pop-up messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 I am actually surprised I have not seen it posted here yet. :smile3: Hahaha, I'm actually a little more reserved about karate. Out of all the things I do, I'm best at karate. Every black belt I've known has always told me I have a rare talent for it. That being said, I don't like doing karate in front of a lot of people. :P People just don't understand it, particularly Americans. If there aren't flips and gymnastics being done, they're bored and don't think you are that good. I'm not going to waste my time trying to impress people when they think karate is something that it's not. When you tell them that they don't believe you, of course, but what do you know, having actually dedicated yourself to it? They've seen the movies! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 I think the computer read my above post, because I just got a link for a geek dating site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 You should check out reddit.com/r/karate. You would fit in well. But exercise caution on that site, like most of the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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