Nihil Obstat Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 A certain person who will remain nameless wrote for me the most beautiful poetry I have ever heard. I cried a tear. Here it is: the birda arte sleep witj thm i weep becausw my beer is ghone anmd i am alone poem i cant roll ovwt my lega are jely alonf with my bellt filles with boozw id likw to snooze bracissma brabissma ponies, oh ponaies whjen i am ith my bronies i eat the cakez anmd grill the stwaks your poam is dome nihhik my faxe is a coal babny fall inro my kiss ir should just haaaapin like this marco rubio couls bear my chilsren i qould bear his ill be hia monica boom bolm motha***** in a cop faceplah5 o cant get upppppp[ lufealert ill take thw qhiskey im iin the olympias i gpt up hajjajahha nigil, nhil, niil listen rh hell up ok uoure peetty swaggy for a yuppie alll thjs yum in my fatt fattum hhhhhh, ahhh, shhh listen tp tphe might toop ,uch burp i fell that bif mac why am i rypmg? qwhere dis theae tears come grom im cryind amd i dont why my hir in my mourh i am donfg nothinf woth my life my cheekls dpnt existe nvm they are red i had a coke' it as lile 4 houes ago i am yum tu, it wad hidinf sleepinf all sleepin wil i remmber this no i dis hav somw monshine. jut a sip blubrry ew strawbry was bter i want my bed toop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I'm sure they'll soon have schoolchildren memorizing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordsSouljah Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I was hoping you all decided to go to bed...... how much did you end up giving the girl for it?? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 I was hoping you all decided to go to bed...... how much did you end up giving the girl for it?? :P Who? This is a nameless person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I guess I should own up to it and say that this is my poetry. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I guess I should own up to it and say that this is my poetry. Never again. Darn right never again, stupidhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Darn right never again, stupidhead. yeahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 I guess I should own up to it and say that this is my poetry. Never again. It is great poetry though. Regardless of the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordsSouljah Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Who? This is a nameless person. 'Girl' is a nameless person term, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Well, it's irrelevant now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 This may beat my drunk texts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordsSouljah Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Come to think of it, after studying Chaucer, this looks rather like Middle English. THE171, YOU ACTUALLY ARE AMAZING, lol! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I guess I should own up to it and say that this is my poetry. Never again. Seriously, you gave me a heart attack. Stop making me worry! I'm too young to have emotions other than happy and tired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Seriously, you gave me a heart attack. Stop making me worry! I'm too young to have emotions other than happy and tired! I felt bad for laughing... haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I felt bad for laughing... haha... I wasn't laughing so much as I was astounded that she didn't die. If I did half of what she did, I would have died within minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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