cmaD2006 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Fragile. Handle with care. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Do not touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the171 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Ship to Maryland with great haste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsmme Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Do not expose to direct sunlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oremoose Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Caution may attempt to Communicate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Byzantine Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Caution: Failure to get his attention before speaking may result in a strange response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietfire Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 For external use only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietfire Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Use caution when handling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContemporaryCaflicCrusader Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Caution: Test product heavily in inconspicuous area to determine usefullness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Warning: when you bite the product, the product bites back. 10 points if you get that video reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porziuncola Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Keep in open space with several hours of sunlight per day, with constant alternation between hot and cold temperature. Check and water frequently, but do not pester or prod. Insufficient watering will cause fruit to grow sour, and excessive watering will cause premature wilting. You will just have to speculate how much water is necessary and hope you guessed correctly because there will be no signs of distress until too late. May cause irritation on contact, and in rare cases may cause death. May grow to wrap tightly around nearby objects. I sound like some kind of a high maintenance vine-like cactus don't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Keep in open space with several hours of sunlight per day, with constant alternation between hot and cold temperature. Check and water frequently, but do not pester or prod. Insufficient watering will cause fruit to grow sour, and excessive watering will cause premature wilting. You will just have to speculate how much water is necessary and hope you guessed correctly because there will be no signs of distress until too late. May cause irritation on contact, and in rare cases may cause death. May grow to wrap tightly around nearby objects. I sound like some kind of a high maintenance vine-like cactus don't I? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 As of January: May taste bitter during the cooking process. Add water. Allow to sit for a while. Flavor will change with time. Serving suggestions: sprinkle with one or more of (but not necessarily all of) shredded parmasiagne cheese, mushrooms, basil and sugar. Serve with red wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Warning: Contents under pressure. Do not puncture, crush or overheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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