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Minimal exposure to direct sunlight. May cause feelings of euphoria in cases of overdose. Side effects include daydreaming, uncontrollable singing, and fits of laughter. Use with caution.

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TheLordsSouljah

Use only if directed by Myers Briggs. Can become extremely addictive and time wasting. Procrastination, laughing pains, messy rooms and some irritation likely to ensue. Use liberally while smiling.

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PhuturePriest

Keep attended at all times. Do not store alone. Strictness may cause dry humor and the giving out of nicknames in this product.

 

This, of course, referring to the fact that I must be around people at all. times. I abhor being alone.

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Pregnant or lactating women, diabetics, hypoglycemics and people with known medical conditions and/or taking drugs should consult with a licensed physician and/or pharmacist prior to consuming. Keep out of reach of children and heretics.

 

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ChristinaTherese

Take to Mass at least three times a week. Do not be alarmed by silence, and give plenty of time alone. Give plenty of good books, apples (not so much anymore I guess), and music.

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OnlySunshine

I think I'd also add:

 

Likes music, so provide with Pandora Radio (esp. Christian Contemporary and Classical).  Feed regularly with chicken and chocolate.

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