arfink Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 If you were a product on the supermarket shelf, and someone put an instructions label on you, what would it say? I think mine would say this: "Store in a cool, dry place. Feed regularly. Leave unattended 4-5 hours each day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Danger. Keep away from animals and small children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 "May cause gas or upset stomach." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Keep warm. Only use in small doses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploomf Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 "If you cannot read warnings, do not use this product" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 "Winchester" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Leave in cool, dark place for at least 9 hours to recharge. Edited May 24, 2013 by MaterMisericordiae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spem in alium Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 "Store in a cool, dark place with snow, if available. Leave unattended for 6 hours a day. Provide plenty of oranges." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzytakara Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Since my real name is based off of a flower: "Plant in iron rich soil, keep out of direct sunlight, water regularly, and be patient, for when it blooms it will have been worth the wait." Yay flower me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Use with caution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morostheos Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Thrives in direct sunlight and open spaces. Interact with frequently, unless hard to catch - then leave alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilisa Marie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Not licensed for use in ways other than those listed on packaging. Do not expose to direct sunlight, as discoloration and irritation will occur. In case of accidental ingestion, contact poison control center immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 May cause blindness, chemical burns, and death if exposed to skin. If ingested do not induce vomiting. Call the Poison Control Center immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tufsoles Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Caution:may be hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 May cause blindness, chemical burns, and death if exposed to skin. If ingested do not induce vomiting. Call the Poison Control Center immediately. I suppose this is the the heart of the modesty wars eh? rotfl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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