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If you were a product on the supermarket shelf, and someone put an instructions label on you, what would it say?

 

I think mine would say this:

 

"Store in a cool, dry place. Feed regularly. Leave unattended 4-5 hours each day."

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OnlySunshine

Leave in cool, dark place for at least 9 hours to recharge.

Edited by MaterMisericordiae
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Spem in alium

"Store in a cool, dark place with snow, if available. Leave unattended for 6 hours a day. Provide plenty of oranges."

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jazzytakara

Since my real name is based off of a flower: "Plant in iron rich soil, keep out of direct sunlight, water regularly, and be patient, for when it blooms it will have been worth the wait." Yay flower me! 

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morostheos

Thrives in direct sunlight and open spaces. Interact with frequently, unless hard to catch - then leave alone.

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Basilisa Marie

Not licensed for use in ways other than those listed on packaging. Do not expose to direct sunlight, as discoloration and irritation will occur. In case of accidental ingestion, contact poison control center immediately. 

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Nihil Obstat

May cause blindness, chemical burns, and death if exposed to skin.

If ingested do not induce vomiting. Call the Poison Control Center immediately.

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May cause blindness, chemical burns, and death if exposed to skin.

If ingested do not induce vomiting. Call the Poison Control Center immediately.

 

I suppose this is the the heart of the modesty wars eh?
 rotfl

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