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PhuturePriest

This story, like everything, should be about me.  

 

Why, of course! I'm currently writing about the math teacher, who is remarkably like you. He's a total arse portal, and rules his class without mercy.

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PhuturePriest

Man card.  Cough it up.  

 

Sorry, the Sacraments of Initiation are an indelible mark on my soul, so I can't return them.

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elizabeth09

I have officially begun writing my romance story. It'll be about a Catholic girl who goes to a Catholic high school and stutters.

 

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

I hope that is the case.

 

Please leave me out of the story.

 

Could you leave me out of the story, please?

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Semper Catholic

Anyone remember that Simpsons episode where Homer thought Bart might be gay and took him hunting and to a Steel Mill? This needs to happen.

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PhuturePriest

Anyone remember that Simpsons episode where Homer thought Bart might be gay and took him hunting and to a Steel Mill? This needs to happen.

 

Good to know masculinity and sexuality are judged by whether or not you write romance novels.

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PhuturePriest

You know, I'm a hopeless romantic. I always have been. I also love dancing, musical theater, and my favorite activity is cuddling. But at least I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to be open about this stuff. If you're too "manly" to admit your likes, then that's your issue, but don't correlate my likes with having a questionable sexuality.

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Chestertonian

 If you're too "manly" insecure to admit your likes, then that's your issue, but don't correlate my likes with having a questionable sexuality.

 

fixed
 

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Chestertonian

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." --Dr. Seuss

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PhuturePriest

Evelyn Waugh wrote 'romance'. Sort of. Sometimes. He was manly as floop.

 

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That's the manliest way of smoking a pipe I've ever seen.

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That's the manliest way of smoking a pipe I've ever seen.


You mean by holding it away from your mouth?

I prefer smoking a pipe with the stem in my mouth and tobacco in the bowl :|
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PhuturePriest

You mean by holding it away from your mouth?

I prefer smoking a pipe with the stem in my mouth and tobacco in the bowl :|

 

A true man keeps his health intact.

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I have never had the determination or stamina to write a full novel. Short-stories are more of my thing. A burst of inspiration comes and then like four or five hours of me spewing my mind into my word processor, is usually what happens. Unfortunately, this is not an at-will power.. 

 

 

Best of luck to ya!  

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