Nihil Obstat Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 If Phatmass were a high school, Winchester would be giving Havok swirlies in the toilet. Except Havok would deserve it, because he is the type to poke wasp nests with a stick. Bambi, you are good with analogies. Help me out here. If Winchester is the wasp nest, how can we push this analogy to the breaking point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havok579257 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 If Phatmass were a high school, Winchester would be giving Havok swirlies in the toilet. Except Havok would deserve it, because he is the type to poke wasp nests with a stick. Bambi, you are good with analogies. Help me out here. If Winchester is the wasp nest, how can we push this analogy to the breaking point? so would that make you the loner who tries to poke fun at others so he can hopefully be brought into the cool kids club. always trying to be the cool kid but never really getting there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 so would that make you the loner who tries to poke fun at others so he can hopefully be brought into the cool kids club. always trying to be the cool kid but never really getting there. Probably not, no. Good guess though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestertonian Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I can't think of anyone on Phatmass who would've been considered a 'cool kid' in high school. BTW, that's a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bombay Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 If Phatmass were a high school, Winchester would be giving Havok swirlies in the toilet. Except Havok would deserve it, because he is the type to poke wasp nests with a stick. Bambi, you are good with analogies. Help me out here. If Winchester is the wasp nest, how can we push this analogy to the breaking point? Sticks are so outre. Havok should be this... You hit a wasp nest with that, the evil little blanks won't be coming after you. Well they do, but they quickly fall to the ground where they can be dispatched with a quick slam of your foot. QED Also, did you just call me a homosexual deer? Really? That's new, I'll give you that. :getaclue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Teaching firearm safety is common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) "Why arent firearms courses/safety mandatory??!?!?" They were actually a valuable part of the school system, that taught countless people how to safely use guns, but anti gun people couldnt stand the thought of all those little children being turned into standby murderers, so they got rid of it. Next time "mandatory safety classes" crosses your mind, why dont you start advocating to return to a time when such things actually happened. Edited June 18, 2013 by Jesus_lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 So Winchester shoots first and asks questions later? And he's rarely on target? Does he ask loaded questions too? Ok, I'll stop now before I trigger something horrible. So you think you're a barrel of laughs, firing off a round of the stock gun-puns. I expect higher caliber humor on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havok579257 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Probably not, no. Good guess though. Little upset because I nailed it. Its ok, maybe one day man... Maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Little upset because I nailed it. Its ok, maybe one day man... Maybe I am not sure how you read upset into that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_nine Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 If I had a gun I would shoot this thread right in the medulla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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