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voiciblanche

...until it fell down and turned out to be filled with diet pills rather than candy. They were so mad that they...

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beat each otehr with Mrs Bro Adam's clubs like this :getaclue: until a rather unusual guest arrived...






















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Thy Geekdom Come

It was God. He proclaimed that without any doubt (naturally...I mean, He's God) the correct term was "pop" and the Lord returned the Black Ants to their homeland, though there were many who went into diaspora on their own account. And the Lord turned His face from the Army ants and they were destroyed and their corpses were smited with rains of hail and fire from the heavens. And there was much rejoicing. Then...

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an old man was seen walking out of the hills, mumbling to himself he had to get to the premier of Harry Potter 3 on June 4th...

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voiciblanche

...and all the while all the Southerners, including dUSt himself, are in utter despair over the Lord's proclaiming of the correct term being "pop", until Voici decides that something must be wrong, because otherwise why would our sweet Lord concern Himself with such trivial matters as a fountain drink? Yes, it was very strange, and...

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then the old man died after a truck swerved to miss him and it reminded a lot of people of the movie "Timeline" which kinda sucked. But back to our story, which was shaping up to be a sort of proto-Christian ant story...

And in those days, after the Lord at reiterated to the Southerners that the correct term was "pop" and that He was not some Tashlan, but the True God, a black ant by the name of Jack was living in the desert near the River Jordack and preaching a Gospel of Life and Truth and Pop to all who passed. And he was baptizing them in the River Jordack. Jack ate locusts (he was a big ant) and honey. Now the one day a small black ant came to visit Jack and to be baptized in the Jordack, but as he approached...

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voiciblanche

...Jack couldn't believe his eyes! It was his cousin Jesse! But there was something very special about Jesse, something that only Jack and Jesse's mother, Mallory, knew, something that made it ridiculous for Jack to baptize Jesse, and this thing was...

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Jesse had no sandals for him to unstrap (come on, he's an ant!), so Jack could not baptize him. But Jesse said unto Jack, "I must be baptized, that baptism will be made holy." And Jesse was baptized in the River Jordack and behold the blades of grass opened and there was a child with a magnifying glass trying to fry them all, but the beam of light landed on Jesse and hurt him not. And the ants saw the beam of light and recognized that it was from God, for the sun was not up, nor was the child holding a flashlight, but the light was from God Himself. And a voice came from above the blades of grass and said, "This is my ant Jesse, with whom I am well-pleased, for he speaks the truth that the correct terminology is 'pop'. Listen to him." And Jesse left the shores of the River Jordack. And so it came to pass in those days that word of Jesse's baptism reached the Queen on her birthday. When her son came up to dance for her, she made a promise to him...

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but he said that he would rather have the head of Jack the Baptist (because "Jack Baptist" makes it sound like a non-practicing baptist...) on a silver platter...

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voiciblanche

...and so the Queen, much in despair, agreed, and our poor Jack, whom we love very much, was painfull beheaded, and this hurt dear Jesse and his mother Mallory very much. So they...

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He is my One and Only

so they all wanted revenge..they decided that the best way was to go from the south and thy to use a

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