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..THING! His curiosity got the best of him, as he moved closer to investigate. Suddenly...

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...it said Iggy Iggy (whatever) and proceeded to break dance, whilst the turtle started to flash-dance in a total disco style, and a dance competition was held...

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munchkins from Oz. In the end, God announced that the dancing banana :banana: won the contest, and he was given a trophy, and there was much rejoicing, until...

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...The Dark Lord Sauron, having rebuilt his fortress of Barad-Dur in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie, launched a full out attack on the world with his army of...

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. . . evil Calormene soldiers under the leadership of the terrible Prince Rabadash. They began terrorizing the land and proceeded to tear down all the Talking Trees. But since evil never conquers, a good army of . . .

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they said, "Who on earth sends out invitations to funerals?" So they sent back angry letters to the grieving family (ants aren't very polite and they don't care about people's feelings). Then they marched back into battle and...

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before valiantly dying they had some tacos, so very tasty and good for you, ans SODA, not pop, but SODA, and they were about to go into battle when

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they got into a fight over whether it should be called pop or soda. The "Soda" faction was composed of all the red fire-ants, who were tough, virile young ants. The "Pop" faction was composed of all the black ants. The black ants, being far superior in intelligence and judgment of which terms are correct, completely annihilated the red ants, not using muscle, but intelligence, and "pop" won the day. But meanwhile, a large militia of army ants was marching northward toward them and...

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. . . beat up the black ants until they promised to use the word "soda" instead of "pop." The black ants promised, and then were exiled to . . .

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Atlantis, where they forgot all about the battle and had fun beating a pinata the shape of a dinosaur...

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